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IT'S TIME TO
SUFFER THE
CONSEQUENCES.
2-26
Tomb
of Soul
cathedral
SOUL
SACRIFICE
The new four-song, ten-fanged EP.
"Cathedral are the
heaviest band to emerge
thus far in the 90's."
- Philip Anselmo, Pantera
"Heavier than the
cornerstone of
Westminster Abbey."
- Pepper Keenan,
Corrosion Of
Conformity
"Their retro riffs sound like some
offspring of Sabbath and the
Swans: a blacker Sabbath than
Sabbath have been in years."
- Mike Gitter, Kerrang!
Tenants/COLUMBIA
Produced by Cathedral.
Management: Paul Loasby/John Lay
"Columbia Reg. U.S. Pat. & Tm. Off. Mara
Registrada/0 1992 Sony Music Entertainment Inc.
1976
Jay Adams
Original Z-Boy Jay Adams
hangs all wheels out at the
Fruit Bowl in Anaheim, CA.
Legend has it Adams learned
hand down fly-a-ways (hand-
plants) in this pool.
Sensible Advice to
Uncle Burly Sensitive Problems
GROUND HOG
Could you please try to explain something to
my father? Since school got out, he's been
grounding me for the littlest things. He even
took away my skate and it's been rotting in his
room for a month. He says I should earn my un-
grounding, but I'm too depressed to do
anything. Please help.
A Skater who Listens
to the Cure too Much
Terre Haute, IN
Obviously, what you
consider small things
mean something to
your dad. Talk with
him and hammer it out.
You will both benefit.
FAMILY TREE
Dear Uncle Burly,
If you are my uncle, than
who's my aunt? Are you just
fuckin' with my mind? Are you
an insane punk who just likes to make
trouble and fuck your girlfriend? If you are, then
we must be twins! I even look like you.
Matt Hostler
Kent, Ohio
Matt, old buddy, we are all sons of Mother
Earth. So yes, I am your uncle.
EITHER WAY
I've been skating goofy all my life, but I am
right-handed. I can nollie higher than I can ollie.
Should I start riding switchstance?
Anonymous
Riding both ways is the way of the future.
So yes, try everything both ways. It sounds
like you already are.
GOD SQUAD
I am a Christian skater and so are my buds
Chris and Jay. We all go to church together. We
are proud to be Christians. But everyone has
the mindset that all skaters are punk thugs.
We get treated like garbage. Even some other
skaters give us grief because we're Christians.
What do you think we should do?
Matt Holmes and Chris Rodriquez
Once again, people fear what they don't
understand. Try talking to people and the
good will shine through.
SIZE MATTERS
How many risers do you recom-
mend for the highest ollie?
Мук
Allover, AZ
For maximum ollie levita-
tion, try no risers. It's all
the rage.
NO THANKS
Skating should be an
Olympic sport. I flipped on
that so-called sport of hors-
es jumping obstacles, and
the announcers were talking
about determination, considera-
tion, skill and coordination. Why
don't they go outside and try a 360°
kickflip to a 50-50 on a curb?
The One who Knows
a Place You'll Never Go
The Olympics are cool, but get real. How
can anyone judge style, guts and determi
nation? Skating is for skaters, not the rest
of the world. Besides, we'd blow 'em away.
BUG EYE
Where do you get your drugs Uncle Burly?
I've had hash, speed, ecstasy and acid, but
never before have I seen such a drug-crazed
face as yours. You must be on a major trip.
Are you friends with Aldous Huxley or Timothy
Leary? If so, how's about sharing your gear?
Cookie Monster Stüssy Vibe
Whitley Bay. Tyneswear, England
I have a condition known as inflammatory
eyesocketus which is hereditary and often
fatal. Thanks for asking, though.
Write Uncle B., Box 884570, SF, CA 94188.
THIS IS JONAS
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