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OLLIE BABA
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I am a fifteen-year-old freshman.
I used to live in Dhahran, Saudi
Arabia, until the school expelled
me for some dumb-ass reason. I
still go back during breaks to see
my family and friends. Anyway, my
friends Merit, Ben, Adrian, Matt
and I were skating in downtown
Dhahran and we came upon a
blue marble wall at the back of a
building. It had an excellent transi-
tion, like a giant quarter-pipe, so
we immediately began to session.
It was the most fun we had ever
had, as far as skating goes in
Saudi Arabia. After thirty minutes,
the "Mutawa" (religious police) ran
around the corner, yelling like
crazy. We did not think they were
after us, so we kept skating. One
guy pulled out a .357 magnum and
pointed it at my friends Merit and
Ben. I almost had a triple coronary
on the spot. It turns out we were
skating on the rear wall of a Saudi
mosque, and they were royally.
pissed! They took us downtown.
and called our parents. Our
fathers had to pay some outra-
geous fine to have the marble
cleaned and they permanently
confiscated our boards. What is
worse, they made our fathers lis-
ten to some seminars on youth
control, when we did not even
harm anything, except some of
their pride.
"Deltamaster James Jackson
Dhahran, Saudi Arabia
GG WHIZ
In regards to a letter in the
March 1992 issue where Aaron
Wood insulted GG Allin, I seriously
think you do not know what's
going on. I have seen Rollins and
GG in concert, and GG puts on a
better show. He played nude, beat
himself on the head, rammed his
mike up his ass, shit
on stage and beat up
members of the audi-
ence. GG is real. He
hung out at the bar
and socialized. I talked to
him, and in the middle of
our little chat he got up.
pissed in his seat and sat
back down in it. GG rules.
Juice
Ravenloft
ODE TO T-ED
My flesh is screaming out in
pain with every lashing blow
from your tongue. I pick at the
scabs which your unconditional
hate has placed upon my body.
Eagerly awaiting the next, almost
fatal blow from your sadistic heart.
I hear screams from the depths of
hell. When I lay my soul to rest at
night: they call my name. I now
understand my true meaning on
this piss-filled planet: Everyone
must die.
Mikey
Ohio
Sounds like you and GG should
party. T-ed
WOOF WOOF
Every time I say your name my
dog barks!
Erik Buchanan
Bremerton, WA
You're probably just mispronoun
cing it. T-ed
in the streets of Ankara, Turkey.
Alp Gurol busts loose with a one-footed
PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE
I've been having trouble with all
my skateboards, they keep falling
apart. How do you think I can slow
down the process?
Angus Anderson
Enterprise, VT
Quit skating. T-ed.
MUD WRESTLING
An award for Steve Rocco and
some guy named Dave who owns
Blockhead. Congratulations! You
have just lowered skateboarding
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