Wing Ding (right)
gets a limle too
frisky on a well-
worn block and
pays the price with
a full-contact body
shock. Sometimes
even the most basic
tricks can turn out to
be the most painful.
This guy (opposite
right) pulled the
trick a hundred
times, but the first
time he got in front
of a photographer,
he rode the rail.
Hey, kids, show this
one (far right) to
your mom, and clue
her in to the term
"swellbow." She'll
get a kick out it. Big
Dirty (below), so
stylish, "I got it...
What up? Oh oh..."
Singing falsetto.
tunnel, meatgrinder, kidneycrush, chopsuey, talgator
hairball, showertime, stdown, contusion, confusion,
yeahno, potatohead, puree, frozenstiff, blacklist, whas
myname, whoami, howdidigethere, shortchange
shortsheet, hotfoot, gripe, grudge, grind, fullcontact,
actionjackson, surtman, talguy, funnel, sausagetac
tory, hamburgerhelper, fry, try, cry doublewhammy
headon, roggin2noggin, fog dare, faze, losjohnny
cutoff, driftwood, wastecase, mommy, pout, screamer
bigtimespaghetti mincemeat, notime, help, zilch, zom-
bieschool, zombieisland, skullcap, oldtimers freakin
tweakin, squeakin, leakin, hurtin, crucity, noproblemo
pulp, plasma lymphaction, scablint, bloodstoolbart
bag, tusht, machodoofus, meatball, bozo, charred
crisped, belringer, clockcleaner, meatloaf, burgerbud
dy, blowbuddy, chunks, instaheat, beefbreather
vegetable, melloncontact, cantalopecuisinart, scram
bled, testpation, static, whiteeyes, toungeswallower
oxygentent, jumpstart, eboworganshove, windtrans
plant, gasper, wince, organdonor, partsaparts, scabre
mover, shitcherparts, wetwilly, fringsquad, tranny
check, barosoap, pop, dislocate, ligamental, jocklock
handraihell, sublex, deathfromabove, radarocket
amputationsquad, panytime, snakeshark, shackle
shack, widowmaker, painpatrol, asprinbound
medicinechest, bufferinbaby, bengaybarge, seabucket
braindrain splatter, spray, crimsonrainbow, greyma
ter, sexchange, testicolon, warzone, victim, coldturkey
jonestown, tombstonetime, graveyardshit, walk
ingdead, trash, refuse, waste, recycled, groundup
boiled, chopped, stripped, cooked, thawed, feedthe-
bear castrationsquad, vagrinda, liptrip, jumbled tum-
bled, crumbled, peckerwrecker, damagecase swollen
skull, beefbrigade, sargentslaughter, paytheprice.
paytheband, hematomahodine, eviscerate, disembow-
el, harikari, vladheimpaler, slpstream, falslide, disas
ter, whoops, diff, dark, spank, crank, beefarama.
biobeef, alcholocide, hangoverhealer, sundaymorning
funnies, roadkill, roadrash, raspberry, stonesoup
death boxlock, lunchtime, quicksnack, ridethelightning
meltdown, nightfight, 2amstreetmeet, meatstreet
bomber, bummer, boomer, blank, 2late4u, airbagtime
pultheripcord, notickynowashy elevatogoingdown
basement, lubejob, olchange, nobrakes, cranium
contact, copingchafe, granitegrind, curbjob, kingpin
casualty locknutwash, nightmare, freddysrevenge,
paydouble doctordeath, fingemaled, thumbjob.
asleepath wheel, noyoudont, helstocoping
hukhogan darrobinson, brainstun, painwaves, shat
teredfaith, realitycheck, igott, helpme, nada, nixt, nyet
bag, dag, slag, nag, gag, choke, huffer, cheese, never,
killed, stoned, pisser, hack, slung, chuck, chockaw
bruscrise, brews, batterup, next, last, first, fruit-
cake, traumatime stateofshock, guillotine, excecution-
ersong, whomp, wimp, whine, why, hairtransplant
zero, zich, zombie, starwars, casketcase, coffin, warp
bend, blend, gash, prash, cash, slash, bullet, biter,
killer, chopper, buzzsaw, poison, stitches, gravedigger,
bunbuster, zorch, de, forever.
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