Abrasive pavement
shreds away layer
after layer of skin as
you chafe the ground
at full throttle. The
remaining flesh turns
white in shock and
the lymph boils to
the surface. Com-
pounding pain burns
through the brain
and blackens all
other thoughts. In a
while, the agony
lessens but does not
readily go away.
Every victim knows.
the intensity of pain
varies with each
slam. Here are a few
terms to take with
you to the grave:
beef, bit, scrub, chow, wax, slap, slam,
hang beefaroni, wipe, zing, zam.
zowo turf denial overrotate, whic
shackle shazaamshacke, sed so
side cert, auch, kuuuh, Wilson face
plant, hipper, welbow, hematoma,
jerky, pepperoni bongo, kisser, gonas
prich, lock, sal ordive, bum, rip, body
bog, shank, acts spins, chop, nope
recout, concussion, mengum
off, ambulance in hospital
coroner, meat, bls
youch, harria, suicide, meh. Frash,
cash, tumt, wasted tapped sapped.
zappad gone, lost, bounce, pay owe
wam, wiry, nevet, wishing, hoping, pray
crack, loce, byebye, smear, wash,
dreemime, lalaland, tokchok, belringer
cheekspreader, nosegrindingrate
chop chum sharkbat, fshing, p
back, flashback, dejavu, bader, whosz
er bodyslam, shutdown, lungcrush
spina bifida, pelvisaurus, heatreut
ment na booty, nutcb. chap, chud,
chowder, dong kong, bong, geng.
park, sponk, dank, yank, bash, back
lash, spun splat fukup, slack, sag,
slut, slink slce, slur, paimash, dicea-
roni, stack pizza, rawdeel, lockdown
blackout lanes, lunchmeat
chowmein, smash, kad, night, day
Back to the womb. An
unknown gnarler
(above) gets over-ram-
bunctious at a pool
party and cannonballs
into the deep end.
O'Brachlin (right), sec-
onds after a brush
with death, has vital
signs checked in front
of grieving wife and
speared Pinto. Home
video footage shown
on the local news
caught his right leg in
full pretzel action.
meatballs dont
by Big Daddy
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