Thrasher Magazine July 1991 — Page 52
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            new deal geographic
a magazine dedicated to
exploiting all freaks of nature on our planet
this is the world of
species johnius
montesicus, inhabiting primarily the
southeast region of the united states. this
species has a tendency to attain high
levels of stress in seemingly uneventful
situations. other character traits seem
to include a strong tendency to talk at
length on any number of subjects.
upon encountering a member of this
species, one should realize a
potentially intense session...
*monstressi /montesi, john/ deal, the new/ rail, large hand/ stress factor: 10
MILLER
CBILLABONG 1991