Thrasher Magazine July 1991 — Page 5
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KARL WATSON SPOTTED
AT SAN FRANCISCO
MARBLE BENCHES
QUESTION
8 THRASHER MAGAZINE
IS KARL WATSON
REALLY A MISSING CHILD?
Think
SKATEBOARDS
P.O. BOX 223
PACIFICA, CA 94044
(415) 822-7190
SNIVELING RIVALRY
What is wrong with all those
companies taking cheap shots at
each other? They remind me of a
bunch of losers running for govern-
ment office. Just because someone
left and went to work for himself
doesn't mean they have to act like
children. Love your brother.
Just Another One Of
Your Brothers
Midd, VT
But love doesn't move
product. Ted
EGG HEAD
Which came first, the
skater or the board?
Jen Perzel
Bensalem, PA
ollies, high speed grinds, slides
and other assorted maneuvers,
they caught me. But, for the first
time in my life, I was glad the cops
caught me, because as it all turned
out, the guy I hit had just robbed
one of our banks and was making
his escape when I hit him. The
impact fractured three of his ribs
and incapacitated him enough for
the police to
catch him. The
really awesome
part is that I got a
reward of $1,000,
which was more
than enough to
finish my half-
Baby Hughes, Izmir, Turkey pipe. So just re-
A skater is nothing without his
board. Ted
SUSPENDED AMMUNITION
I made a two-foot hand with the
middle finger sticking up and
brought it to a school basketball
game. The whole school laughed
their butts off at it, except for our
athletic director, Ken. He sen-
tenced me to six hours of in-school
suspension, so I read the newest
issue of Thrasher. The only thing
is, it was too short. My advice is to
make your issues longer so that us
hard criminals
can read the day.
away while we
ponder why we
did what we did.
The Birdman
Dover, NH
LAY BACK
THEORY
Tommy Yoder, Las Cruces, NM
He who lies on the
ground will never fall down.
The Mook
Over There
He who never tries never flies. Ted
DARTH SKATER
I just wanted to say becoming a
Jedi Master has really improved my
skating.
Eric
N. Ridgeville, OH
Eric, I am your father! Ted
ROMP-A-RAMA
The other day I was approaching
the corner where there's a sturdy
six-stair handrail. I started to work
up a little speed and stoke myself
up. Bang! I was on the rail and
sliding. It felt great. Just as I
was about to land, this crazy
jerk with a gym bag comes
running out in front of me.
Kapow!!! We crashed into
each other. As he lay there
gasping for breath, I grabbed
my skate and took off as fast
as I could, not wanting to
know the outcome.
For the next couple of days I tried
to lay low. Then about three days
after my incident I was skating
around town and saw these cops.
They looked at me and I looked at
them. The chase was on. To make
a long story short, after many.
member: Skating
is not a crime, it's a crime stopper.
Lone Stranger
Now all you need is a cape and X-
ray vision. Ted
NAIL ON THE HEAD
I have a fantastic discovery to
share! Let your toenails grow really
long and then you can skate better!
Serious!
J. "Iceman" Spaeth
Washington K-Mart
Have you perfected the nailslide
yet? Ted
BAHRAIN TERRAIN
I'm a skater living in
Bahrain in the Persian
Gulf, and in the February
1991 issue there are four
letters griping about the
Middle East skate scene.
I admit it's not the hottest
scene, but it isn't as bad
as they make it out to be.
Yes, there are sadly no skateable
pools and just as sadly there are
no punk shows, but there are a
couple of ramps and on the week-
end after a week's hard skating
and school, the beer flows like
Niagara Falls. At the moment, it is
the perfect weather for skating, not
too hot and a nice cool breeze. The
temp-erature rarely reaches 120' in
the middle of the summer. As for
the women, there are plenty if you
look in the right places. I appreciate
that the servicemen who have
written in are probably stuck at the
front line in the middle of the
desert, but they shouldn't slag off a
skate scene they don't know
anything about.
Matt Bahrain,
Middle East
Check "Skate-
town: Kuwait
City" by Stu
Smith, in On
Shawn Minnix, Greensboro, NC
The Road,
pg. 34. Ted
WISE ADVICE
Hey Ted. Why don't you shut up
and skate?
Juan Carlos López
El Salvador
Central America
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