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DOG DAY AFTERNOON
I got a new dog. We left her in the
house and she chewed up my
board. Bad dog.
S. McConnell
Duluth, MN
She was only trying to shred. T-ed
SKATE GOAT
Whenever my parents leave the
house I move all the furniture
around and skate. I always grind
the coffee table and it gets pretty
chipped up. Then my dad keeps
asking why it's like that. I blame it
on my brother and he always gets
in trouble for it.
Don't Worry About It
Manahawkin, NJ
Wait till he learns to talk. Ted
SPIDER RIDER
Skaters were
put on Earth to
piss people off.
Then, when they
yell and scream
from frustration,
they get stoking
exercise. So, we
help keep the
world in shape. It's
like spiders, they
CHECKER HECKLER
I doubt you'll print this but I really
don't care. I mock you. Hal Hal
Hal I don't skate either. I play
checkers!!! Hee, hee, hee, hal Oh
please be gentle with me. Oh!
King me more. Faster, faster! Ohi
King me again!!!!
Skeeto
Nogales, AZ
It sounds like you're missing one
of your rooks. Fed
GARBAGE BARRAGE
I like Tuesday best because it's
garbage day. Me and my friends
skate down hills and ollie over
garbage bags. One man's trash is
another man's treasure.
Tim Nelson
Webster, IA
Watch out for banana peels. Ted
EVOLUTION THEORY
Life sucks, and then you skate.
Sean Terrio
Lincoln, MA
And then your knees go
out. Ted
LOOSE NUT
Thrasher, you make
me wanna do the wild
thing naked with my pet
amoeba in my bath
Robert Collinson, East Machias, NE room in a circle of lit
keep the insect population down,
but they don't get any respect
either. The world will be okay as
long as there are skaters and
spiders around.
A Thinking Man
Ollie, TN
CLIFF NOTES
I'm writing in to thank Product
Patrol for doing San Diego Trucks
in the March 1991 mag. I did a
report on them and got an A.
Without Product Patrol I would
have gotten a D. I give Product
Patrol an A.
A Skater
Hell, IA
And you owe Jake ten bucks. Ted
candles around a roach doing
the limbo day-dreaming about two
fleas coughing up fat snakes
shaped like cows! I love it!
Call 911. Fed
Steve Morgan
Houston, TX
BLIND TEMPTATION
I shant close doors nor shut eyes
yet I shall live a mute sunlit back-
side life.
Zuboy
Redneck Hellhole, WV
LOST CAUSE
The true meaning of life is trying
to find it.
James Terry
Lakeport, NY
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