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DANCIN' FOOL
I'm going to join ballet. You're
probably thinking, "This guy's a
fag, but I'm not. Ballet's cool. You
get to touch girls in all those
different places and t
they don't
even slap you! Go figure.
This guy's a pervert. T-ed
FOR THE RECORD
Sterile
I was just wondering who has
the record for the most letters
printed in Thrasher. I have had two
letters printed in the past four
issues (Nov. 1990, Jan. 1991). So
maybe I am the one who holds the
record. Anyway, please
try to find out.
WAL
Team G &C
Co-founder
Boones Mill,
VA VE
I hold the record,
son. I make up all
the letters, yours included. T-ed
MANIFESTO DESTINY
Pity pedestrians, for they walk
primitively, while we (the elite
Brotherhood of the Board) fly
smoothly by on white wings of
urethane
Pity skiers, for they know not
what they miss, but only of flat
sticks and bothersome poles; they
are blind to the big, bad, Brother-
hood of the Board.
POOL FOOL
Paul Shorey
Baker City, OR
Don't get me wrong. I mean,
pool riding is a cool, challenging,
aggressive type of skateboarding.
But I am so damn sick of seeing
some unknown loser doing an
edger or a Smith grind in a pool. I
know I probably couldn't do it.
Name Witheld Due To
Popularity
Redwood Falls, MN
How about a picture of some un-
known loser popping an ollie over
a Hyundai? T-ed
COMPUTATION STATION
I was sitting here thinking
(which is pretty unusual for a
Sunday night) and I decided, by
using very high mathematics, that
wearing a Thrasher T-shirt would
improve my chances of being on
the cover by 51.82%. I also figured
that my chances would be im-
proved by another 3000% if I was
doing some tremendously awe-
some, mind-blowing trick while
wearing said T-shirt.
Jason L
The Sticks, OH
Hold on a second Einstein, you
forgot to factor in politics, adver-
tising, photo quality, composition
and whichever way the wind might
happen to blow. T-ed
NAME DROPPER
This morning I was sad, so I got
Dressen some clothes and went
on my Way to skate. I rode on the
path through the Park. I sat on a
Hill to eat a donut, but I dropped it.
Ah Crum! I wiped it off and ate it
anyway. As I sat there, I looked at
the horizon. I could see the outline
of the Mountains. The sight really
Knoxed me out. I grabbed my
skate and went to my friend's
house in the Vallely. She Howelled
at me 'cause I woke her up. It
asked her if she Hassan Phillips
screwdriver because my trucks
I didn't feel right. She came out
wearing some sort of top. I asked
what she was wearing
and she said, "It's a
Halterman! We went to
practice tricks by the 7-
11, but the owner came
out and cried like a
Hawk. He said we were
causing a diSterbins, so
we went to a parking lot
behind a billboard for
Miller beer. Some rude
skaters were there riding a mini-
ramp we had helped build. They
tried to Swindell us out of riding it
because they were there first. I
said "Lotti-da, ne
not a chance. Let's
share." So we sessioned a few
hours, got hungry and went to a
good store. We Wood have eaten
everything but we saw a Roach
and d left..
eft. We went back to my
house and chowed there. "I'll
never quit skating," said my friend.
"Nieder will I," said 1.
Cindy Govostis
Glouchester, Ontario
Canada
How many Kanights did you stay
up writing this letter? Ted
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