Danny Sargent
was missing in
action some
where between
Amsterdam and
gay Paris after
this years
Münster mosh
Below: Lord
Stacy and bride
on honeymoon
in the not-so-
deserted Pacific
Isles.
TRASH
Am Bams
Münster
Mess
Many
questions
and few
answers.
MÜNSTERS OF ROCK
How is it that Gator got himself
impaled onto a fence outside of his
hotel in Münster? Why did a dread-
headed Italian pull a knife on high
fashion photog, Bruno Peeters? Was it
a case of mistaken identity involving the
dissappearance of 4,000 francs? How
does Steve Keenan fit in to all of this?
Which native American took matters
into his own hands and expelled said
knifist
before
two hundred dining witnesses? What
about the collision that literally shook
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Halle Münsterland rendering Justin
Lynch, Jeff Phillips and Rocco out of
commission? What top ranked.
streetstyler flipped out at a batch of
high gloss Stern photographers in the
middle of his run, then physically
threatened them after the run? How is it
that 95 bicycles were reported missing
to the Münster Polizeihof and 50 were
found, stomped into tangled metal in
front of the Odeon nightclub? Was not
Red Dog seen hurling half
full mugs of lager at the
twelve foot high mirrored
walls of the same club?
And wasn't it Reese
Simpson who was danc-
ing naked in the middle of
the dance floor only when
the music wasn't playing?
Could it be that he
thought he was in his
hotel room the whole
time? Is there any truth to
the rumor that the new
undisputed arm wrestling
champ of the Pro Skate
circuit is none other than
Danny "The Wire" Sar-
gent? Has the Wire secretly joined the
Dutch underground? Which hot young
dark-haired vert Am walked off into the
night with a big busted bespectacled
fraulein, only to reappear the next day
with no sleep and a smile? Who rented
a single room at the City Hotel and filled
it with no less than 23 bodies only to be
ejected with the help of the Polizei?
Was not the Hansa House laid under
siege by three thousand young skaters
demanding from Team SC Product or
noise'? Was it Salba who gave them
trash cans full of water and other liquids
from the sixth floor window? Which
Australian Pro Vert rider accidentally
qualified for the semifinals absolutely
sussed? Why did certain Euro skaters
turn pro for the Münster comp, only to
not make a showing at Le Grand
Bornand? Which skate photog clan-
destinely switched room tags with a not
so illustrious U.S. publication for a
better view with a balcony? On top of all
of that, what about that Grosso
character, and how did one of Rocco's
rented Mercedes get all crushed?
Following a flying board high-speed
head bongo in Europe, some observers
claimed that Steve Rocco was acting a
bit disoriented. Will his head trauma.
restrict Steve's much-talked-about
alleged $25,000 dollar a shot shopping
sprees? Also unresolved is the fate of
Captain Rocco's rumored yacht, which
legend has it he "lost track of in dry
dock. Meanwhile, is it true that certain
SCORPIO
Intergalactically speaking, you're in a
bad way this month Scorp. Venus and
Pluto are housin' it up over in the fifth
lunar quadrant and the powerful cosmic
resonance they're bound to create can
only negatively effect your destiny.
Think twice about skating anything
other than curbs and jump ramps before
the 5th, take plenty of vitamin C and
avoid sleeping with your mouth open.
The rain clouds should lift from your
metaphysical parade by the 16th, so plan
your pool assaults for later in the month.
Backside Smith grinds and layback
rollouts are a must at this point, but
control that trick-to-fakie urge till after
the 20th. Plan carefully and this can be
an enjoyable month, Scorp, but
remember to tighten your bolts, oil your
bearings and hand-wash all your
T-shirts. Good luck!
industry moguls spend an inordinate
amount of time watching Mr. Rocco?
Reportedly the hottest, most de-
manded board graphic around is SMA's
Hypodermic needle depiction. Explicit
disclaimers announce that this is not
related to drug addiction but more likely
an indication of skate highs. Congrat-
ulations to Mr. Skip and Julian
T
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Stranger for having the courage to bust minority share holder) was
forth with a different attitude.
Interested observers noticed Tony
Hawk's one-on-one freestyle clinic held
with/for Sean Mortimer. And to think
Mortimer once said "What are all these
flatland tricks about?"
A current "in" L.A. session spot lies
hidden in the Big Valley Maze. Hint One:
this popular pool lies behind the pad of
a former television child star turned
L.A.P.D officer. Oh yeah, for the record
the guy quit being a cop to return to
situation comedy land. Figure it out yet?
Hint, the answer is not
Frankie Avalon, Rusty
Hamer or Chad McQueen.
QUESTIONS
Did social realist artist and
horsepower fiend Robert.
Williams line up two dozen
vintage hot rods outside the
prestigious Tamara Bane gal-
lery for his latest art exhibt?
Which pro skater (and)
allegedly offered $75,000 in a
stock buy out offer? Was the purveyor
of this bonus windfall the owner of
another skate company?
Which highly visible company founder
recently had his office door kicked off its
hinges by an ultra-prominent team
street rider?
Has Santa Monica Airline guru The
Fabulous Skipperboy returned to
college? Did he actually pay a certain
notorious concrete abuser to stand in
line and register for classes for him?
DO YOU SKB?
Did Jesse Roach recently spend two
first-class weeks in the plush Plaza
Hotel in New York City? Did Reebok
pick up any and all expenses? Was it all
for a commercial spot? Did Eddie
Reategui design said shot and ramp?
Did Fishlips' Perry and Tina
Gladstone rev up their Toyota prairie
schooner again and drive trans-
continental from San Diego to Nova
Scotia just to go surfing? Was
Gladstone's scammed office at a glossy
mag finally discovered?
Is Chip Morton creating a high
fashion clip art book featuring occult
and morbid fun? Is Britt Bowman
somehow not involved? Was Cheyne
Horan also consulted?
Clockwise
from left: In
memoriam
Nude
Pool
now rests in
pieces.
Personal ad of
the month.
Christian
Hosoi and
Sergie Ventura
on-line in
Dallas, TX.
Roger Hickey
going stand-up
tucks into a
60+ downhill
speed record.
Has legendary Malibu skating
legend Taswell Buffington Rudd
surfaced in East Berlin, where he is an
acclaimed video artist?
Did Jim Gray actually grab another
team manager by the neck and proclaim
"Don't steal any of my riders!"? Was he
serious?
Did most of the team managers in the
known universe meet together in San
Diego? Did they come to an informal
code of conduct agreement?
Is veteran skate air ace
Nathan Pratt off in Africa
filming, producing and starring
in a documentary about skate
life on the dark continent?
Did Mike Ternasky actually
state that "one bale of cotton
was equal to 480 pounds of
fibre which in turn is equal to
1,432 T-shirts."?
Were "Victim of Brainwashing"