by Papa Bobaba
Listen all you little rollerboarding whippersnappers,
gather your bruised and busted buns around the pool right
this instant and park 'em on the coping blocks. Your ole grey-haired
stards
grandpappy has got hisself a few words he wants to speak with you.
First off, let's clear them there wax balls out of your dirty-minded ears.
That dang blasted heavy metal malarky not only softens your brain, it makes
you deaf. Whatever happened to that old-time rock and roll? You know, the kind of
music that soothes your soul, like some of that "Nervous Breakdown" by Black Flag,
or the Circle Jerks' "I Just Want Some Skank" or even the melodious "Smash The
State" by DOA. Well, never mind. Just hurry up and dig those Q-Tips in
deep 'cuz I dang sure tootin' ain't getting any younger. ►
Doug DeMontmorency drives
Pappy's point home.
Photo: Scott Starr
Carve
Mo