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The women's open division brought a healthy
turn-out to the hard-packed snow half-pipe.
OFFICIAL RESULTS
BRECKENRIDGE WORLD
CHAMPIONSHIPS
Mens Pro-Half-Pipe
1) Bert Lamar
2) Craig Kelly
3) Shaun Palmer
4) Dave Dowd
5) Dan Donnelly
6) Tim Windell
7) Tim Strong
8) Jose Fernandes
9) Damian Sanders
10) Jeff Fulton
11) Steve Link
12) Tom Burt
13) Roy Tanner
14) James Klassen
15) Roy Gibbons
Women's Open-Half-Pipe
1) Jen Dolocki
2) Andrea Mena
3) Jody Borzilleri
4) Alex Sniatycka
5) Karen Leser
6) Kelly Jo Legaz
7) Kris Spruit
8) Kerri Hannon
9) Eveline Wirth
10) Laurie Asperas
Men's Am-Half-Pipe
1) Brian Harper
2) Scott Downey
3) Victor Coyne
4) Tom LaCrosse
5) Jim Zellers
6) Jim Gardner
7) Matt Cummins
B) Perry Linquist
9) Steve Smith
10) Monty Roach
11) Don Szabo
12) Dana Nicholson
13) Eddie Lynch
14) Mike Jacoby
15) Bill Fox
16) Kent Myers
Junior-Half-Pipe
1) Keith Wallace
2) Mike Ranquet
3) Noah Brandon
4) Sean Dillard
5) Mike Schultz
6) Tucker Franson
7) Tom Routh.
8) Brad Reeser
9) Chad McDaniel
10) Craig Story
Men's Pro-Slalom
1) Craig Kelly
2) Chris Karol
3) James Klassen
4) Dave Alden
5) Shaun Palmer
6) Bob White
7) Tom Burt
8) Todd Van Belkum
9) Patrick Lanahan
10) Kevin Delany
Women's Open-Slalom
1) Kerri Hannon
2) Gayle Guerin
3) Suzanne Rueck
4) Eveline Wirth
5) Laurie Asperas
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Men's Pro-Giant Slalom
1) Jose Fernandes
2) Craig Kelly
3) Chris Karol
4) Mark Heingartner
5) James Klassen
6) Terry Kidwell
7) Randy Grunow
6) Kelly Jo Legaz
7) Andrea Mena
8) Tara Eberhard
8) Kevin Delaney
9) Marcella Dobis
9) Dave Alden
10) Lori Gibbs
10) Todd Van Belkum
Women's Open-Glant Slalom
1) Tara Eberhard
2) Eveline Wirth
3) Kerry Hannon
4) Kelly Jo Legaz
5) Amy Howatt
6) Lori Gibbs
7) Karen Lesser
8) Jodi Borzilleri
9) Marcella Dobis.
10) Mariana Frühmann
A Breckenridge
"Goddam, I swear I wish dese bloomin' ski boots.
fit lak ma cowboy boots!" yells the Texan, loud enough
so those who don't want to hear have no choice.
"Yeah boy, we'd be richer dan Emmy Lou's cherry pie
if we'd invent a bindin' dat'd hold cowboy boots!
HAHAHAHAHA! YOODOGGIE!" The chair swings as
stomachs turn.
"Hey Billy Bob-look at dat blasted fool goin' down
on dat dere skateboard! What a nut!"
"Dat ain't no skateboard, ya porkbutt, dat's what they
call one a them skibobs. I know what them is, I seen
it on James Bond."
"Hey look! That sumbitch 'sa
goin' on the Nastar course! Aw
hell, I could blow away any one
a 'dem with my new hundred-
and sixty meter high-
preformance slalomin' skis I
bought last week. Shit, I got
me three bronzes over at
Cooper Mountain yesterday,"
he says, beaming with pride.
"I don't know 'bout those
things, though. I heard them
bindings don't come out
when ya fall. Looks lak a
helluva way to bust your leg.
But boyhowdy, James Bond
sure showed 'dem Ruskies
a thing or two with one of
them. But dat was
different-it came offa.
snowmobile."
Fortunately, there is one
thing that can overpower
the ramblings of spring
vacation tourists: the loud
carves of over 300
snowboarders descend-
ing the Breckenridge.
slopes during the 1987
Swatch World (Cont. pp. 69)
Gate bashing proved to be the
fastest way down the hill.
Above: An unknown in the
men's division leaves a trail
of battered flagpoles. Right:
lan Guiachain takes one in
the armpit on a hard lean.
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