Thrasher Magazine April 1987 — Page 19
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KRIEG
Toy Soldiers made of clay.
Toy Soldiers made of wood.
Toy Soldiers made of tin.
Toy Soldiers made of flesh and blood.
Toy Soldiers spread out to play.
Toy Soldiers strategically placed by a lit-
tle boy blue, to charge the ridge, to set the
ambush, fix bayonets, relieve encircled
troops, repulse the bridgehead then into the
attack again.
Toy Soldiers to be defeated by forces vast-
ly superior in number after 2,000 days of
battle.
Toy Soldiers, for days on the enemy's
heels.
Toy Soldiers, friend or foe?
Toy Soldiers wonder where the firing
came from.
Toy Soldiers attack when they meet
resistance.
Toy Soldiers repeat to themselves:
If one of us becomes tired, the other
watches for him."
If one of us has doubts, the other laughs
reassuringly."
If one of us should fall, the other takes
the place of two."
-For God gives every warrior a comrade."
Toy Soldiers, obedient and resolute, swift
as a greyhound, tough as leather, hard as
Krupp steel.
Toy Soldiers in a forward defensive
position.
Toy Soldiers counter-attack and careful-
ly search deserted positions.
Toy Soldiers fighting great cauldron bat-
tles, take prisoners and treat them in accor
dance with their rights as soldiers.
Toy Soldiers on both sides of the front line
have a lot in common.
Toy Soldiers bivouac, then, attack again.
Toy Soldiers dig in.
Toy Soldiers exchange fire.
Toy Soldiers advance.
Toy Soldiers retreat, shout, charge.
scream.
Toy Soldiers hate Toy Soldier food.
Toy Soldiers much prefer....
BEANS 'N BEER
2 cups dry navy beans
1 lb. short ribs w/ the bone, cut in 1" pieces
Salt & pepper to taste
1 medium chopped onion
¼ cup brown sugar
1 cup catsup
½ can of your favorite beer
OK, now this slop is gonna take awhile
to make, so you gotta do it way ahead of
time. Soak 'dem navy beans overnight. Pour
off that water in the morning and put fresh
water in, enough to cover the beans plus
2 inches. Boil the beans for a whole hour,
then pour 'em into a slow cooker, or a bean
pot and add the onion, the short ribs, brown
sugar, catsup, salt and pepper. Bake at 275°
for 7 hours. At 6½ hours, add the beer.
What's really good about this kind of
recipe is that it tastes better as leftovers.
Mark Gonzalez taunting the fine line on a
playland structure intended for other uses.
COUP DE GRACE CHILI
Skarfing
Eat this before you go to parties, or right
before you go to church. If anyone ever asks
you what a 'nose-burn' is, you can show
em.
1 lb. ground beef
1 med. onion, finely chopped
1 tsp. salt
1 or 2 tsps. chill powder (better use 2. ye
sissies)
¼ tsp. pepper
1 lb. can of tomatoes
1 lb. can of pinto or red kidney beans (drain
em)
¼ cup catsup
Get ready to die, suckers, cuz this just
Material
with Chef-Boy-Am-I-Hungry
might do it. Get a skillet, toss in the fat and
make it hot with fire. Throw in the onion, then
break up the beef, heave that in and brown
it. Add all remaining crap. Cook over a low
heat and stir occasionally for about 20 or
30 minutes. Serve it hot to about four or five
slobs.
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THRASHER Magazine, PO. Box 884570,
San Francisco, CA 94188-4570. Muchos
gracias, publico!
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