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bility and low stature, had undergone structural renovation in order to
make it camera ready. For example the front body shell had been re-
moved and replaced with a hydraulically balanced platform for shoot-
ing. The only problem here was that some one had failed to order the
hydraulic balancer. As a result the happy camera men were tied onto
the platform and sent head first at 35 mph down the run an inch or so
off the pavement. Once again the intrepid Peralta patiently explained
that extensive safety apparatus was pointless in view of the camera
car's innate fail safe device. Camera one, D. David Morrin, said that it
really didn't matter since death would be instantaneous. Camera two,
someone named Stecyk, said nothing at all, I think he really needed the
money. Also silent were the local sheriffs who hung out and watched.
Stacy shoots, D. David checks the dial, Lance channels.
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Stacy at the board.
They were so friendly Rodney would never believe it. Hundred
yard 360 slides were the main topic of conversation. The camera
Peralta eventually wrapped it around a power pole presumably while
out scouting locations. Lucky for them they both walked away. Un-
lucky for them the car was borrowed.
y now the much battered camera crew had limped back to sub-
urbia. Cineman Pat Darrin, (Freewheelin', Super Session etc.)
the chimney and roll off the roof structure. Peralta was on the phone
talking to Hal Jepson who having heard of the sad fate of the last four
camera cars was generously offering the loan of the original Skate
Madness video command car. Unfortunately the concept of the red
fifty nine Cadillac convertible and modern skate reality could not be re-
conciled, (when last heard of the Cad had been sold to a Tijuana issue
businessman who made sick, exploitive, degenerate porno flicks with
no socially redeeming values). There was a ramp in Lances' back yard.
It was ridden. Camera mounts were fabricated atop the ramp's con-
tours. McGill revealed the finesse which only acting school could pro-
vide. Stevie spit a popular carmel colored soft drink in appreciation.
Mountain decided to tear apart the ramp and completely re-do it. He
did. Authentic Hollywood skate betties were procured in the interest of
background color and accuracy. Lance banned them from the set. Patt
Darrin ate eighty dollars worth of raw fish and clams one afternoon
while Mountain watched unbelieving. Elsewhere, at an unnamed skate
park in San Diego, Tony Hawk committed his high flying aerials for
super slow motion inspection. This isn't the olympics and it certainly
isn't gymnastics, needing some unstructured entertainment and tired of
auditioning for cops Mr. Stacy rented an empty pool mid Wilshire
from an alcoholic hotel guard. When the grand dragon of Bonesland
decided that the skate epic required crowd scenes Welinder was dis-
patched to perform for appreciative clusters of humanity, when music
was required friends and family were enlisted. Original tunes came
Stacy and Pat Darrin talk angles while Lance tries to make a point. from original people. Major Lance likes to claim that the brother of the
Capitan and Tenille was somehow involved. Most everyone dismisses
this allegation as being "another typically sick Mountain joke."
Then it was discovered that skateboarding wasn't allowed in
the walnut lined seven hundred dollar per hour on line edit-
and sequestered themselves in a hillside drive apartment with a view
just off the Sunset Strip. The refrigerator was stocked, a 4' x 8'
plywood panel provided a skatable incline, people lived on the floor,
(as did GSD), and twenty four hour editing began. Next door to the
editing complex many men in tight fitting pants held bottles of sparkl-
ing wine and grappled with the kind of women who socialize with such
men. It was that type of neighborhood. Skipper boy alleged that the
once famous author F. Scott Fitzgerald had lived in the next building.
Neil noticed that none of the boys by the pool had day jobs. The guy
who owned the editing machines noticed that the rent was due. The
landlord noticed that someone was living in a car parked in his private
space. In summary the jig was up and time was running out. The tape
was released. Adjust your vertical hold...
-Lowboy-
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