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BRIAN SEBER
STILL DOES FRONTSIDE BOARDSLIDES
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avorite serial killer:
The Zodiac Killer
Best City:
San Francisco, due to the hills
Best trip you've been on:
Upson, Tony, and I rode on the 'Hound
around the US for a month this past summer
Name a trick you learned a long time
ago that you still do:
Frontside boardslides
Fucked up experience:
A friend and I were driving to FDR to
pick up some beer, and we got stuck in this
traffic jam on a bridge. There were all these
cops standing along the side of the road
pointing at the river bank. We were stopped,
checking it out, when we noticed this
naked, bloated body wash up on shore. It
seriously looked gnarly.
Amish people?
Fucked up inbreds
Buster:
My dog
Connie Co.:
She's been putting up with my shit for
years
Raddest picture:
Jeff Grosso; every one of them.
Worst enemy:
Myself
Hot spot:
Medford, Oregon
Mermaids:
Barted lags
Favorite quote:
"Less is more, stay pure, stay poor."
Caught in the crossfire:
We had just finished eating at this restau-
rant in Spain when some commotion
started outside. We walked over to see what
was up and there were these huge pools of
blood on the ground. There's a terrorist
organization called ETA; these terrorists just
walked into this bar and stabbed some local
politician in the back of the head. So all these
SWAT vans pull up, and dudes with guns
jumped out to control the crowd. The scene
was starting to get hairy so we walked a few
blocks up the alley to get away from the
crowd. Gunshots started going off so we
ducked around a corner. We could see the
guns pointed towards us and the flames.
coming from the end of the barrels. Luckily,
the guns only shot rubber bullets for crowd
control. By the time the balls got to us they
had lost their momentum, and everyone I
was with was trying to catch them. All of a
sudden this van with no windows came
flying up the alley way towards us. We
thought it was the ETA so we all scattered,
but it turned out to be the SWAT team
saving another politician who was still in
the crowd. It was fucking crazy.
Bookworms:
Hell's Angel, the Sonny Barger Story and
Tales Of Ordinary Madness by Charles
Bukowski
Eight tracks you're packin' in the
briefcase:
Fear, SSD, Gang Green, Zero Boys, The
Jam, DYS, The Lewd, VOID
Bluegrass or green grass:
No grass
Highway to hell:
Been on it for years
Back off:
Hippies
Live ammo:
TNT
Come back down to Earth:
Christian Hosoi
Bible belt:
Can't buy porn there
Bail gun:
Never fails
Richter scale:
Muslim taxi drivers
Foreign language:
Ebonics
Victoria's Secret:
They all have skeletons in their closets
Keep on truckin':
Peter Hewitt
Yep:
Jack n' Coke
Hell no:
Why not?
Why not?
Fuck off
Spare change:
Is what I live on
Team tooth:
Me and Updog
Doomsday:
F:
Everyday of my friend Donny's life
You
Muchas gracias:
Joey Tershay, Julien and everyone at
Deluxe, Rob Erickson, Tom Culton,
Dumes666, Vans, Lucero, Jim Tesnar,
Updog, and Tad Kegris
-Rob Erickson
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