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HUTCH
Louie Barletta
WEEKEND AT
JERRY'S
Action photos by Michael Burnett
All other photography by Jerry Hsu
OW IS GOING TO JERRY HSU'S HOUSE FOR A FEW DAYS
a story? That's no demo tour! Where are the skateparks? Where
a
photo of the photographer and video guy? How about top pros in front of
the Grand Canyon, or, heck, why not the friggin' Eiffel Tower? We need catch
phrases! How about Hammertime Hoo-Soo? This is the big leagues! Where
the hell is Jerry's boom box? I don't know, man-a dude skating at home with
his friends doesn't seem like much to go on. How about you paint all the
obstacles pink? What do you know about cross-processing? What's his crib
like? Does he have an expensive car? Focus on that! The only way we can
possibly save this is by cropping all the photos square and pretending like
you've got the Hasselblad. Does he have a van we can smash? Have him ruin
someone's lawn. Get a shot of Jerry holding up his Enjoi medallion while
drinking Henn-dog on a waterbed. Fur coats!
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