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ON BOARD Five...
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Contests
TEXAS DEATH MATCH PRO COMPETITION
AUSTIN, TX NOV. 2000
Street
Alan Petersen $5000 (1st)
Jesse Paez $1500 (2nd)
Jon Comer $250 (3rd)
Mini Ramp Split Prize Money
Alan Petersen $180.00
Jesse Paez $180.00
Jon Comer $180.00
Jacob Nunn $180.00
GREATEST TRICKS EVER
1. Jeremy Wray: Cover shot of
water tower gap.
2. Josh Kasper. Ollie down hotel
double set.
3. The Butcher: Ollie down 9-flat-9
at SF school.
4. Andrew Reynolds: Kickflip
oversized five.
5. Donny Barley: Switch hardflip
over Santa Monica triple set.
-Seth Havener, Manassas, VA
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Starty's
THIS SHIT'S GOT POPI
SAMMY BAPTISTA
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Age: 25
Years Skating: 13
Pau
Sponsors: Supernaut, NC clothing,
Halos bearings, DVS shoes, NC skateshop.
Height: 6'1"
Location: San Jose
Sharpe
High Ollie Challenge: Switch stance ollie challenge.
Day time skate or generator session: Both; the
more the merrier.
Early heroes: Blender, Jason Lee, Gonz, Salman.
Favorite places: San Jose and Arizona.
Music: Yeah, a lot of it. Whatever hits.
Transportation: '85 Cadillac Eldorado.
Girlfriend: Shannon.
Worst fear: Trip ups.
Mustache or goatee:
Mandatory mustache month.
Favorite videos: Blind Video Days, Tilt Mode.
Books: Tao Te Ching by Lao Tsu.
Biggest problem: Mental rickets.
Vert: Big money.
Worst Slam: Folded knee.
Props: Tiltmode Army, NC heads, N. 8th heads, Ma
Dukes, Scissors, anyone who looked out.
Mephisto predicts
• Andy Mac sells his soul to fast food giant, legally changes
name to Andy McDonald's.
Bribing security guards becomes only way to skate street.
Tony Hawk's wholesome image hurt by crime
rampage through three states. Bagel Bites disapproves.
No new vert tricks prompts Colin McKay to invent
flip-in, flip-out manuals on the decks of vert ramps.
Andy Roy makes millions after publishing his prison
memoirs in "Give a Guy a Hand."
First Flip video post-poned until the year 2035.
•Dookie-stained piece of toilet paper retrieved from
Muska's bathroom fetches $1,300 on eBay
•Josh Kasper ollies Leap of Faith replica in front of live studio
audience. JT unfazed as he is busy faith-healing hicks..
SWITCH BS FLIP NOSEGRIND POP OUT!!
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