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another one I don't like: you can never
challenge a filmer or photographer's
artistic integrity, otherwise they'll never
deal with you again.
When was the last time you barfed?
When I was in LA probably five months
ago. I barfed all over this girl's house and
she was really into being neat.
Were you ill or had you had too much
to drink?
I had too much to drink.
What do you think the appeal of pro-
fessional wrestling is?
You know what? I don't have the slightest
idea what's appealing about it. It doesn't
hold my interest.
Are you going to leave skating grace-
fully or stick it out with janky spon-
sors until the bitter end?
I'm hangin on 'til the bitter end!
Until you're sponsored by a website?
Bitter end. Definitely.
What's up with those snooty bastards'
who work at record stores?
I don't know, but I wish they wouldn't say
anything about what I'm buying. They
always have to comment on my purchase.
What's the best mispronunciation of
your name you've ever heard?
It's got to be a tie between "Hush" and
"Hoo-Soo."
What's the Pythagorean Theorem?
It's where you take the length and width
of the triangle and divide it by the
hypotenuse to get the area.
Left: Wearing the wasted rolls of film like
a shroud of shame, Jerry slips through a
switch tailslide just under his three-roll limit.
Right: Like Brody from a busted keg-
ger, Jerry throws it in reverse and peels
out backwards into a hearty frontside
half-Cab noseslide.
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my pain thresholds as high as a woman'
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