Junk Drawer
featuring Pelenious Reap
SHORT FOR MALAKAI
Lakai shoes
and Lil' P
Back in 1986, the
concerned mothers of
Shadylane Trailer Park held a
meeting where it was advised that
no one's kids should associate
with the Reap children. Their curious, often illegal
habits were considered a bad influence. Polonious
and Lil' P have been partners in grime ever since.
Mike Carroll calls these shoes
Lakai 'cause he's sometimes
called Malakai. I like to think
I'm one of the Children of the
Corn too! I stuck a Girl skate-
board sticker on the men's
room door in ninth grade and
busted up when the freshman
girls tried to figure out why
there were urinals in the ladies'
room. Try this prank at
your school.
- Kate Moss
LOTS OF LETTERS CLOTHES
ESDJCO gear
- Britney Spears
- Pamela Le
Yo, this is Lil' P. I'm feelin' this shit,
yo. I've been DJin' for like four month
so I'm pretty nice on the wheels of
steel, and with this fly hat and sweat
I shirt I don't even have to get any be
ter for people to think I'm down. The
sweatshirt is dope 'cause the logo is
made of towel material, so it soaks u
all the moisture of people sweatin' me
And the bag is also a necessity for
lookin' like I know what I'm doing; thi
one's pretty big, all of my wax fit in it,
and I even had to borrow a couple of
Polonious' buster-ass metal records to
make it look full.
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A RON ALLEN JOINT
Heetrz board
Lil' P is in the house once
again, and my big brother
hooked me up with a new deck.
The shape is pretty dope and I like the
medium concave, but I don't know about
the name. All my homies keep clownin' me,
sayin' I'm riding the Hatrz board. But Lil' P ain't no
player-hater; I'm keepin' it real.
FUN FOR 15 MINUTES
Titan scooter
This thing is for yuppie attention-seekers cruising downtown or clueless
"extreme" zombies. It's no neighborhood scooter made from your sister's
skates; it's made of space-age shit and folds up all crazy-like. Buy a skate-
board! OK, I had fun doing bonelesses, but that lasted about as long as a
bag of Chips Ahoy when I have the munchies.
MISLEADING MUGS
always
anti Hero
anti Hero
Anti-Hero and Consolidated can covers
The Anti-Hero brew cover would be sweet
for sneaking some beers at my parents'
next BBQ. At their last party I mixed all
the leftover keg beers into one cup and
puked. The Consolidated cover makes
your soda look like a brew. Just make sure
you don't have any other stuff in your
pockets when the cops
come to harass you.
THRASHER
riders wanted
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