ANATOMY
I
t's not really fair to
make fun of someone
when they have no way of
defending themselves, but
if you walk out of the
house in a couch-cushion
tutu, wearing rollerblades,
you're asking for it.
OF A DOOFUS
Thick skull renders
helmet redundant.
"I am not wearing panties."
The World's Leading Lifestyle Sports e-brand
Tried on six different tank.
tops before settling on
high school gym
uniform.
Industrial-strength
wristguards hide the
hair on his palms.
NEW TRIER
3 1/2 years of bodybuilding
has failed to aid in getting a
single date.
Homemade padding
for all the times he
falls trying to catch
the short bus.
OP shorts purchased
in 1985.
Note from Mommy saying
that he doesn't have to
raise his hand to indicate
'blading "unnatural."
For all the time spent on
his knees (not praying).
Reflective tape for
night fish-braining.
Extra-tall "speed blades"
make him even easier to
knock over.
130 THRASHER
Still has weak
knee after severe
fraternity hazing.
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