Sk8 Anatomy 666
SOMETHIN'
ELSE
Team Pierre
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CENTER:
Swollen brain. "I had holes drilled in my scalp to relieve the
pressure after a mega gang beating: 20 cholos, 6 bats."
Tracheotomy. "Clinically dead. They jumpstarted my life
through my throat. It's alive!"
Beavis and Butt-head tattoo. "I love those dudes. I guess I
spelled it wrong."
Teeth. "Six cavities for six teeth. Not bad for a 40-year-old."
Crabs. "No, they're not where you think they are."
Stomach. "I'm able to pass whole plastic Hostess apple pie
wrappers. I eat 'em whole so I can savor the flavor."
Foot blisters. "One night when I skated to Santa Cruz, I had
to run through a stream while being chased by bees. The
waterlogged shoes led to three blisters, and after 50 miles they
started to hurt."
LEFT SIDE:
Two cuts on left thumb. "Some aggressive collating led to
total pain."
Butt-head. "The good angel."
Rent-A-Tattoo. "This space for rent. There's lots of room for
the right logo."
Heel bruise. "When you're 245 pounds and stand 6'5", it
hurts to step off a curb."
166 THRASHER
RIGHT SIDE:
Carpal tunnel syndrome. "Too many finger-flip variations
while doing streetplants at EMB."
Black Flag bars. "You think some things can last forever, but
they never do."
Beavis. "The bad angel."
Broken thumbnail. "Picking blackheads on the back of my
head caused unbelievable pain."
Tattoo removal. "The old tear under the eye had to go, so I
heated up a spoon and, well, you know the story."
GUY MARIANO
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