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We realize that this is a really crappy looking ad.
We had a really nice hand written ad, just like the one's we
used to run back in 1991 when we were selling eggplant beanies
for $10, but Thrasher magazine said we couldn't run it because
we wrote it in ball point pen. Never mind that the first ad that
they ran for us was also written in ball point pen, apparently
the Publisher has gotten a lot stricter since then. I'm guessing this is because they now have really big
companies paying for color ads and two page ads and when you compare this ad, which is obviously a home
job, to those ads, we might be dragging the whole quality of the magazine down. But we frankly have no beef
with Thrasher because they've been good to work with through the years and we think they are pretty
genuine. Which is why we advertise here and not on the Mega-Music-Skateboards-Rollerblades-Wild-Nobody
is getting paid to be here except some big corporation-Events/TV Specials, that plus we can't afford any of
those events.
The ad we sent them three days ago was pretty funny. In it, my brother poked fun at Tommy Hilfilger and
people who wear his clothes. In some ways I'm glad that Thrasher didn't run that ad, because, like I told my
brother, you just know that Tommy Hilfilger has 87 lawyers on staff all just waiting for the opportunity to
crush some financially insignificant company like eggplant clothing. I mean it would have been something like:
ad runs, people think it's cool, eggplant gets crushed by 87 lawyers, eggplant goes out of business. Who needs
that?
We do want to take this opportunity to thank everyone who continues to write to us back at our parent's house
(which is of course where all the original eggplant orders went. Aunt Betty used to sew all the eggplant
patches on the beanies there also thank you Aunt Betty). Our parents are moving this year so they've
respectfully requested that people stop ordering products from them at the house.
Since 1991 we have continued to quietly sell some of the coolest clothes around. Every few years we like
to advertise again so that people who've lost track of us can meet back up, and so that people who haven't
heard of us have the option to buy something original, as opposed to the unlimited selection of crap you can
buy at your local mall. This will be one of a series of a couple ads and then we, and a few of you- our old time,
and new friends, will disappear back into oblivion where we will continue to make stuff that we all like to wear.
So, as in the past, you can buy right from this ad. We have full color men's and a women's t-shirts that are
frankly very good. The logo (which looks crappy is this ad, but excellent on the shirts, it has more than just
the "e" you see above) was designed by a company in Spain which we saved from going out of business (long
Story). The shirts are printed by a cool guy here in San Francisco (we now live in San Francisco - ok Fairfax 15
miles over the golden gate, and in New York City, I'd say we have offices in these place but we don't, we mail
this stuff from bedrooms). You can send a check, you can send cash, money orders, you can also now send
credit card information (this many of you will recall is a really big step up in our capabilities here at eggplant).
The shirts have a cool "since 1991" logo on the front and e-logo and "never coming to a mall near you" on the
back. This will be the coolest shirt you own once you get it (visit www.eggplantclothing.com for online orders).
Follow the 3 easy steps below and a member of our bedroom fulfillment team will rush you your shirt:
1. Send us this info: Your name, street address, city, state, zip, phone #, email address (if you have one).
2. Tell us how many Mens ringer (green) tees (XL only) and Womens (One size fits all baby doll tees) you want.
3. Mail Cash, Check, Money Order or credit card. $15 per shirt. Throw in a buck for shipping will you?
eggplant clothing (www.eggplantclothing.com)
US Post Office Box 523.
Fairfax, California 94978