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over
eighteen
months,
,
we've been
developing
the world's
most advanced
skateboard
truck.
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aprop
Blow all crows, bows and.
fungus-encrusted toes to Mail Drop,
c/o Thrasher, PO Box 884570,
SF, CA 94188-4570.
IN KLEIN
About your January '99 issue: who the
fuck does Jeremy Klein think he is?
Yeah, it's really "cool" to litter and
it's
throw shit out your car windows. Where
the hell do you think you're gonna skate
when the ground is coverd with trash
and junk from stuck-up assholes like
you? How would you like it if we threw
our fucking trash into your car? What if
people were too stupid and lazy to use
toilets, as you seem to be to use a trash
can, and decided to shit on your front
porch? No skater, at least none that I
know, wants to be skating along and do
a faceplant because some idiot like you
left your garbage in their way. It'd serve
you right to grow up to be a fucking
bum who has to collect cans
to survive. I live in Humboldt
County, CA, where we got
dank weed, big trees, good
times, and people smart.
enough to know that this is
the only planet we got! Wise
up, bitch; recycle or die!
Skunk One
Arcata, CA
Jeremy has been recycling for
years. T-ed
STACKED DICK
What's up? First things first.
Who the fuck does that fag
Dirty Sanchez think he is?
That dork is a fag. He does
not like that porn shit. I love that. That
fag needs to get off his acid trip. I bought
January 1999 issue 216, and I read that
faggot's Cash In bullshit. And another
thing, I'm offended by your sorry ass.
White trash? What the fuck? You've
been skating three years. Big fucking
whoopdy do. I've been skating nine
years, bitch. How about that? Eight "big"
stair ollie. And six decks. I think you
meant six dicks. Man, try a 13-stair nol-
lie flip or a nosegrind down nine stairs,
pussy. How about that? Thrasher, keep
those goddamn chicks coming. Sk8ing is
about fun, sex, and rock 'n' roll. Tell that
Dirty fag that he should try it sometime.
Bring those naked women sk8ing. Lates.
K.I.S.
Denver, CO
Johnny Mullal 425221
PO Box 932-1914
perial C492251
HAS MATT
I haven't written to Thrasher for more
than half a year. I love pissing people
off. I decided to write because I have a
lot to say. First of all, Brandon,
Jeanpierre and Matt Gilman: you guys
are the coolest guys ever. Most guys
feel the same way about lesbian satanic
skaters as us. Usually before I write I
have to get really pissed, but not today.
Jasie Van Gesen, you are a bitch. You
look like Courtney Love's douchebag. It
looks like you got kicked in the face by
steel toed boots. You must have had a
a
brain fart to think you could send in
your ugly picture and think no one
would make fun of it. If I ever see you
in Washington, I'm going to kick you in
the balls and powerbomb
you off a quarterpipe. Beth
Mulligan and Nicole
Robinson: you're both dirty
putas. How is my sister
going to become a skate
goddess if I broke her
board in two pieces? The
only reason I might be jeal-
ous of her is because she
has more girlfriends than
me. Dirty Sanchez, you're
callin' me a fag and you're.
the one who doesn't want.
to see naked chicks. Who
cares if you can ollie over
six fingerboards? It's been
a year since I said I skated for two
years, so I guess that would mean I've
been skating for three years now,
Einstein. I don't have girl trouble
because I have more meat than the
butcher, more seamen than the Titanic,
and more balls than the daily lottery. I
have come face to face with many
bearded clams. I bet you girls have
more crabs than Rosie O'Donnell. My
sister was on the track team with a lot of
her buddies so I made up a joke that
may be as funny as Matt Gilman's. What
do you call a bunch of transvestites on
the track team? Drag racing.
Matt Gonzales
Renton, WA
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotapus. T-ed
Thrasher
f.C.Bex 884570
San Francisco C
94188-4510
USA
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Until the GK-6 is. avail-
able, here's a glimpse of
the latest prototype
during testing.
CALIFORNIA
The new GK-6 truck; advanced geometry, strongest, lightest,
longest lasting, superior bushing, improved patented kingpin,
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Rider: Daewon Song Photo: Burnett