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TITANS OF TEAK
RONNIE CREAGER
REPROGRAMMED THE
PORTION OF HIS
MEDULLA OBLONGATA
THAT CONTROLS
BALANCE AND ORIEN-
TATION TO PERFORM
THIS RIDICULOUSLY
LONG SWITCH BACKSIDE
TAILSLIDE TO FAKIE.
74 THRASHER
omewhere deep in the future,
skateboarding has evolved into a
form of combat where gladiators
battle to the death in the streets with
the latest and deadliest tricks. Now, in the
year 2243, in an effort to curb the blood-
shed, the United World Government has
issued a series of peace-keeping
skate-droids that have all but neutral-
ized the hordes of bloodthirsty skaters.
But in a cavern deep below Los
Angeles, there remains a group of rebels
who call themselves "The Resistance" that
use their mastery of technical skating to
fight back against the government droids.
These are the Titans of Tech.
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9
IF YOU MULTIPLY THE SUM OF EVERY 9 THAT APPEARS IN THIS SEQUENCE OF
ANDREU REYNOLDS BY THE TOTAL NUMBER OF STAIRS ON THIS PAGE, YOU WILL
HAVE THE AMOUNT OF TRIES THAT IT WOULD TAKE THE AVERAGE SKATE-DROID TO
LAND A KICKFLIP FRONTSIDE BOARDSLIDE DOWN THIS HANDRAIL.