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Top 10 Ways We Can Benefit From Rollerbladers
10. They are great practice dummies for hard-to-master moves like the Diamond
Cutter, the DDT, or the stone cold stunner.
9. When you sarcastically cheer for them when they land a unity grind, they usually
think you're serious.
8. No matter how much of a dork you are, you can still say, "At least I'm not
Arlo Eisenburg."
7. You can look at their size 48 pants and be glad you quit dressing that way years ago.
6. If you ever need to wax a ledge, they will definitely have some.
5. If you're trying to find some bisexual girls to have a ménage à trois with you, you can
ask bladers where the gay rights parades are.
4. You can learn the proper way to wear wrist guards and elbow pads.
3. Since they go so slowly, you can be completely out of it and still snake them.
2. You can beat them down, steal their blades, and sell them to another fruit-booter
for at least $50.
1. JUST KIDDING-THERE REALLY IS NO WAY WE CAN BENEFIT
FROM ROLLERBLADERS.
-David Thrasherman, Springfield, MA
Intensity Skates Spring
Contest, April 18th,
Washington, DC
Beginner
1. Ricky Wilson
2. Eddie Ryland
3. Chris Johnson
4. Geoff Ballice
5. Nick Cranford
6. Ryan Scully
7. Timothy McDermott
8. Drew Forestall
Kevin O'Dell
Intermediate
1. Rory Sheridan
2. Chris Williams
3. Naji Abdelilah
4. Kevin Mears
Jeff Stockbridge
Jason Wurm
7. Tony Grimmel
8. Devin Gett
9. Greg Johnson
Jim Sutton
11. Steven Butcher
Advanced
1. Tyler Tufty
2. Sam Wientzen
3.
Rob Steinberg
4. Chilli Upathambhakul
5. Kevin Lynch
Jimmy Honeywell
7. Gary Smith
8. Mark Braibanti
9. Brendan Kelly
10. Sean Macpherson
Slam City Jam '98
Street Finals
1. Rodil De Araujo, Jr.
2. Chris Senn
3. Chad Fernandez
4. Jaya Bonderov
5. Rick Howard
6. Rick McCrank
7. Carlos De Andrade
8. Caine Gayle
9. Mike Vallely
10. Chet Thomas
Slam City Jam '98
Street Finals -
Women
1. Elissa Steamer
2. Jessie Van
Roechhoudt.
3. Cindy Gorset
4. Jaime Reyes
5. Michelle Pezel
6. Lisa Whitaker
7. Laura Piasta
8. Jen O'Brien
9. Star Quinn
10. Allison Amos
Slam City Jam '98 Vert
Finals
1. Rune Glifberg
2. Bucky Lasek
3. Pierre-Luc Gagnon
4. Chris Gentry
5. Mike Frazier
6. Bob Burnquist
7. Mike Crum
8. Max Schaaf
TIM GAVIN
FRONTSIDE 180/ LOS ANGELES
MANHATTA
BAGE
PATIO
DINING
Match the lyrics
with the skater who
Rhyme Pays
dropped them. First correct
answer wins the Thrasher Skate Rock boxed set.
1. "It's that time of night, Goin' to the clubs, feelin' kind
of buzzed, off of that scuzz."
2. "Tonight's the night I'm droppin' bombs like a commie. Next I
flip the text complex like an origami.
3. "As we drive 55 with a load along Interstate 10, a two-ton
portable ramp weighing down the ass end."
4. "I'm an ape, a naked ape."
5. "The deal's been done, the song's been sung, I just can't have
you
u think...I'm an illiterate bum."
6. "Mother said, be careful out there, brush your teeth and comb
your hair."
7. "Underage, they wait and tap. An hour goes by, I start to laugh."
8. "J-Jeff Jones, J-Jeff Jones, Jaya!"
9. "I know I'm gonna lose, but gambling's for fools, but that's the
way I like it baby, I don't want to live forever."
A. Gavin O'Brien
B. Willy Santos
C. John Reeves
D.
Quim Cardona
E. Chris Gentry
F. Neil Blender
G. Mike Smith
H. Ron Allen
1. Todd Congelliere
BOX
Q: If you got a donkey and I
got a rooster, and your donkey.
bites my rooster's feet off,
Send your responses to: Rhyme Pays Contest c/o Thrasher, 1303
Underwood Ave., San Francisco, CA, 94124.
140 THRASHER
what do you have?
A: Two feet of my cock
in your ass.
-Tim Mulgrew, SF, CA
9. Lincoln Ueda
10. Brian Howard
11. Brian Patch
12. Mathias Ringstrom.
13. Giorgio Zattoni
14. Darren Navarrette
15. Phil Hajal
16. Omar Hassan
17. Sandro Diaz
18. Paul Zitzer
18. Paul
19. Max Dufour
20. Chuck Wampler
21. John Muldoon
22.
2. Adil Dyani
23. Bill Weiss
25. Bill Weiss
24. Mark Hubbard
25. Jon Comer
26. Remy Stratton
27. Wade Speyer
28. Mike Prangnell
29. Sergie Ventura
"What, no high air contest?"
Soarin' Sergie Ventura coasts
into 29th place at the Slam.
City Jam.
Ci Greats
1. Duane Peters
2. Jason Jessee
3. John Lucero
4. Darren Navarrette
5. Brian Patch
-lan P, Danville, CA
1. Chad Muska
2. Geoff Rowley
3. Quim Cardona
4. Bob Burnquist
5. Aaron Snyder
-Star Maccarron,
Sarasota, FL
DVS TEAM
FABIAN ALOMAR
CHICO BRENES
DANIEL CASTILLO
TIM GAVIN
KEENAN MILTON
RICHARD MULDER
ERIC PUPECKT
GABRIEL RODRIGUEZ
SEAN SHEFFEY
DAIS WON SONG
JERON WILSON
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