Board
5 Greats
1. Balls of fire.
2. Big breasts
3. Alon Petersen
posters
4. Big pants
5. Bands, 11ke OPIV
Renée Fuentes,
St Petersburg, FL
FUL
BOX
5 greats who deserve pro
shoes way more than half
the fools who have 'em now?
1. Gonz
2. Cardiel
3. Burnquist
4. Vallely
5. Hufnagel
Ruben, SF CA
How is a guy like a set of
drums? I can bang the hell
out of both of them..
-Caitlin, Milwaukee, WI
There once was a farmer who had a house full
of hens, but no rooster. So he bought a rooster
from his neighbor who warned him, "Be careful,
this is the horniest rooster you've ever
seen." The farmer said, "I don't care, that's
Just what I need." He took the rooster home and
said, "Alright, go to it." The rooster pro-
ceeded to screw every hen in the hen-house that
Feeded
very night, but he didn't stop t
Every night, but he
he went
there, he
Cover
did
over to the field and fucked all the cows, then
the horses,
, then the chickens and so on. By
morning he had fucked every animal on the farm
twice, and even some of the vegetables in the
garden. The farmer came out and said, "You bet-
ter chill, rooster, or you're gonna die from
exhaustion." But the rooster was too busy
exhaustion. But the
porking a pig to hear
மவ
him. That afternoon the
farmer walked into the
farmyard and saw the
rooster laying on the
ground with his tongue
changing out and two
buzzards circling
Loverhead. The farmer
sobbed,
"I tried to
warn you that you were
gonna kill yourself."
The rooster turned to
Chim and said, "Shut
up, the buzzard's
getting closer."
Ben Kagan, Scarsdale, NY
How many Hardcore kids
does it take to screw in
a light bulb? 11, 1 to
screw it in, 10 to get
on the guest list.
Ben Kinzie, Topeka, KS
POET'S Corner
Time
As I wait for my time
Skating memories run through my mind...
I remember my tricks and all my falls
remember the quote, "no falls, no balls."
know the Judge will find us
guilty
Because the cop taped us doing a 50/50.
Our time has arrived to see the judge
When it comes to skaters, he holds a grudge
As he gives us a fine that we must pay,
He takes our boards and throws them away.
Then the thought comes to mind,
What crime did we commit?
Damn, that skate law is a bunch of shit."
Kris Pabico & Chris Redmer,
San Clemente, CA
Nobodies
Why do people blade? Nobody knows
But they really do suck and it always shows.
Blading is easy, it's only for geeks
I tried blading once, and it really reeks.
All skaters rule, it's a known fact
If a blader comes near me, he will get racked,
111 never blade, I'll always skate
All bladers suck, because it's their fate...
Matt LaManna, Mahwah, NJ
awful Truth
Submitted by Lindsay
Carstorphine, Timmins, ONT
and Jeff Dixon, Dexter, MI
Skateboarders
face charges
STRATFORD/CP
Police have charged 14-year-
boys with skateboarding
old boys
without lights.
The charges have angered one
of the boys'
s who said
skateboarders in Stratford are i
treated unfairly.
"First they were told they
can't skate on the sidewalks; now
they're being told they can't skate
on the roads without lights.
Skateboards don't even come
equipped with lights," he said.
The names of the boys cannot
be released under provisions of
the Young Offenders Act.
Skateboards are considered ve-
hicles under the provincial High-
way Traffic Act, said Insp. Dennis
Jackson of Stratford police.
The boys were charged during
the evening hours this week.
awesome Truth,
Submitted by
Josie Vangesen, Port
Angeles, WA
Skateboarder could receive up to 90
days in jail, a $500 fine and costs.
By TONA TOLEN
NEWS STAFF WRITER
BRIGHTON A Brighton area youth has beer
found guilty of skateboarding, a misdemeanor that
could result in up to 90 days in jail.
"It's the first time in my 15 years that skateboarding
ever went to trial," city
the council last Thursday,ney Theresa Brennan tok
Michael Paulauski, 18, demanded a jury trial, whic!.
was held last week before 53rd District Court Judg:
Michael Hegarty in Brighton.
The city adopted an ordinance last year that prohib
its skateboarding
lots, parks, bundowntown, along with public parking
buildings and school buildings where "n
skateboarding" signs are posted, plus private propert
open to public use, unless the owner gives prior writter
consent.
The incident occurred on March 17 when Paulausko
who was then 17, was ticketed by a
y a city police office
while skateboarding on high school property,
Paulauski's mother, Darlene, appeared before coun
cil in April to protest her son's ticket, telling counci
that when he went to the police station in an attempt to
was told it was being kep
get his skateboard back he was told it wi
as "evidence." The skateboard still has not been re-
turned, said Paulauski
The family plans to appeal the verdict, Darlene Pau-
lauski said, adding that she and her son didn't want to
comment until it was resolved.1
Sentencing y
g will t
Il take place Nov. 4 before Hegarty.
Under the city's misdemeanor code, Paulauskd could
receive up to 90 days in jail, a $500 fine and costs.
However, Brennan said she would recommend
a fine and costs. Brighton Police Lt. Gerald Bockhau
sen agrees
"I don't think going to jail for skateboarding is some-
thing that we would encourage," Bockhausen sald
"There's a lot of first-time offenders for which
you
shouldn't consider incarceration. However, if the pat-
tern continues, then let nature take its course."
Firing Line
Paul Zaunich
DOB: 11/30/74
Birthplace:
Palo Alto
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 160
Shoe Size: 10 1/2
Years Skated: 12
Favorite Spot:
Mitchell Park
Favorite Shoes:
Emerica
Favorite Movies:
Groundhog Day,
Scarface, Muppets
Take Manhattan
Favorite
Musical
Groups:
Smashing
Pumpkins,
Beastie
Boys, Slayer
Favorite Book:
Fountainhead
-by Ayn Rand
Girlfriend: Sarah
Friends: Phil,
Dan, Mike, Greg,
Tony, Nick, Dave,
Jamie, Zack
Big Ups: Maria, Big
V, Little V, KT,
Riggi-mortis,
Phelper, Duke, Da
Homeys at SLAP
OF Where does
This remember
me From?
Sequim officials dyeing to have green hair, and you will win a Thrasher
Br Desate Ross-PRESTON
PENINSULA DAILY NEWS
SEQUIM-Lime green is cool-
unless you're the Sequim police chief,
city manager or mayor and that's the
color of your hair for a couple of days
And that is going to be the case
Oct. 11 for chief Byron Nelson, city
manager Tom Lawell and mayor
Thomas, who volunteered to have
their hair colored lime green if skate-
boarders raising money for a new
park raised $1,000.
The boarders put out plastic collec-
tion buckets all over town with the
challenge listed on the front, then
proceeded to push their big fund-rais-
police chief Byron Helden being effort, Goat Insurance
Sequin police chief
The group sells insurance for $10
to businesses who wish to participate.
green after losing bet when skate The $10 keeps a live goat out of their
boarders raised $1,000 for a perk
place of business on the official goat
day which is slated for Oct. 10. The
benefit of risking getting the goat in
your business is being able to pay $25
to make the goat go to another bust-
ness of your choice
but
Just from the sales of goat insur-
ance, they got the $1,000. They are
really working hard," Nelson said
with a rueful sm
Nelson figures it's all in the spirit
and plans to wear his
hair green for a couple of days. Nel-
son will also be equiring the goat
around in his police car to different
business
"The kids will really like it (his
hair) and I can always wash my hair,"
Nelson said.
In the spirit of cooperation, a
skateboarder who has sported really
"big" hair for the better part of his
life is going to shave his head at the
same time the adults are getting
their new tint
Jake Wiegel, 16, is pleased with
the way
be'xndraising in other
concrete skateboard parks
at and took pictures
oft to E
park, and it's really awesome.
I also talked to a lot of the business
owners there about how we are rais-
ing money, and they thought it was
great idea and said they wished they
had done it that way," Jake said.
The group has been meeting regu-
larly with city and community mem
bers on Thursdays. The most recent
addition to fundraising efforts is an
auction to be held the same day the
green hair is bestowed on the city
officials. Donated items and services
from businesses and individuals will
be auctioned and many of the skate-
boarders are donating themselves for
auction to do odd jobs or yard work.
The auction will be held at Sequim
High School beginning at 7 pm.
There will be a viewing of the items
ahead of time.
Mindy Wiegel, fundraising chair-
woman, said the group plans to clean
up a popular hangout known as
half-block" this Saturday and plant
flowers in Air Flo Heating on West
Cedar in the same area.
"We are also still looking for dona-
tions of services or items for the auc
tion. People can take them to the
City Hall desk or drop off donations
there made out to 'City of Sequim
Skateboard Park, Wiegel said
A new skateboard park could cost
up to $60,000
"It's their park, and they are
putting their all into it," she said.
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