ATTENTION ALL FOREIGNERS:
Introducing
Mike Hawk
If you thought Tony's been going off lately, just wait
until you see Mike Hawk. Mike Hawk loves to
ride, and it shows. If you've never seen Mike
Hawk before, be prepared to be amazed.
People everywhere are starting to notice Mike
Hawk. At contests, all the girls scream for
Mike Hawk. They can't take their eyes off
of Mike Hawk. Mike Hawk can best
be described as big, clean, burly, and
technical. If your local shop is planning a
demo, you're going to want Mike
Hawk. Mike Hawk loves to party with
new people. When Mike Hawk is
hanging out, you're going to have loads
of fun! Mike Hawk will even impress
both your parents. Your mom will
probably want to have Mike Hawk for
dinner. There just aren't enough good
things to say about Mike Hawk. So
keep your eyes open, and look out,
because Mike Hawk is going to get
huge.
For a sneak peek at Mike Hawk, go to your
shop and tell them you want to see the video
with Mike Hawk in it. Or flip through the
magazines and look for pictures of Mike
Hawk.
CONSOLIDATEB
1840 41st. Ave. 102-134 Capitola, CA 95010
Ph.408.457.8206 Fx.408.457.8219
if you're planning on calling or writing to tell us that we're dorks, don't bother. We already know
Mike
Hawk
sounds
like
In the May issue of
THRASHER, you probably
saw our ad and thought
"Hey! Who is this guy?
Does CONSOLIDATED
really have a new rider?"
We didn't realize that you
might not have understood
it because don't
you
the same slang that we do
here in America.
Read the ad again, and
Use
pay attention to the name
Mike Hawk.
If you read it out loud, it
sounds like you are saying
"My Cock." You know
what "My" means, and
"Cock" is slang for a
man's penis. If you still
don't understand the ad,
check out the pictures
below for a
full explanation.
Sorry for the confusion.
MY
त्रं
COCK
CONSOLIDATED SKATEBOARDS PO Box 1279 Santa Cruz, CA 95061
phone(408)457-8206 fax(408)457-8219
We're sure you guys in Germany know Mike's brother Jørg...
...get it?
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PO BOX 13370 SD CA. 92170 PH.6192333334 FX.6192338178 SMOKE ALL DAY SKATE ALL NITE.