ON
BOARD
FUN BOX
Q: What's the difference between driving and getting a blow job?
A:You can only hold one beer while you're driving.
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after
his wife gives birth to their son.
Michael says, "How long before we can have sex?"
The doctor says, "At least wait until he's walking."
Q: How do you know when a girl is a redneck?
A: When she can suck cock and chew tobacco at the same time and still
know what to spit and what to swallow.
-Mike Hunt, Guam, USA
FIRING LINE
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CONTEST RESULTS
Association of Skateboarders in
Hawaii
Kailua District Park - April 6, 1997
1997 Season - Contest 1 of 5
Groms (13 & Under)
1. Chris Kays
2. Anton Glamb
3. Micheal Flanagan
Juniors (14-16)
1. Dane Leonard
2. Ryan Lau
3. David Fregeau
Veterans (17 & older unsponsored)
1. Jason Denis
2. Ian Okui
3. Ryan Arakaki
Sponsored
1. John Tavaris
2. Sean Payne
3. Kale Sandridge
UPCOMING CASL EVENTS
NorCal
Jul 19 Sugarhill #2 - Madera
Aug 23- Santa Rosa - Santa Rosa
Sep 20 - San Jose Fairgrounds -
San Jose
Oct 11 - Wicked - Redwood City
November 15 - The Grind - Sacto
SoCal
Jul 26&27-The Lot - Snow Valley
Aug 16&17-Climax - Oceanside
Sept 13&14 Street Skate - Ventura
Oct 18&19-Memorial Park - Upland
Nov 8&9 Wheel House - Hemet
132 THRASHER
Upstate Skateboarding
Association
Ithaca, NY April 5, 1997
13 & Under
1. Giles Gearhart
2. Rory Smith
3. Ely Sandik
14-16
1. Jim Barrett
2. Mike Rattenatsenchung
3. Ryland Engleheart
17 & Up
1. Jesse Pompilio
2. Greg Lang
3. Anthony Fischetti
5
Greats
1. TONY HAWK
2. CHRISTIAN HOSOI
3. STEVE CABALLERO
4. MIKE VALLELY
5. LANCE MOUNTAIN
LAN-MAX HALLA
-MAX HALLA
ALAN PETERSEN
Years Skated: 12
Age: 25
Height: 5' 11"
Shoes: Size 10's
Fav Foreign Destination: Australia
Why: Concrete parks
Latest Stunt: Double flipped my car
Scariest Moment: Cracked my head open and saw a
Thrasher Man
pool of blood
Home: Fresno, CA
Girls: No
Movies: Indian Runner, Bar Fly, Tommy Boy
Future Plans: Become Grizzly Adams
POET'S CORNER
Standing on a mountain of skulls
with my skateboard in hand.
I am the destroyer Thrasher man!
On my turf you cannot hide.
When they hear rolling death
they commit suicide.
Rolling death creeping fear...
I am a roller blader's nightmare!
A Thrasher soul I do have indeed.
A pussy roller blader should
take heed!
When you step on my turf you
will bleed.
-Robert Cody, Beaumont, TX
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