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and pin it on PCP. Go, Thrasher, for taking it
back. Drugs are not bad, either, for I have
been smoking pot for six years, and I'm
graduating top of my class with a degree in
Chemistry, something in which your
straight-edge persona will never under-
stand. Idols, let's chat. Tony Hawk, ring
those bells. Let's see, he owns a successful
business, has a wife and kid, and does con-
siderably whatever he wants. All because of
skateboarding. I think you're jealous and
pissed 'cause you just arrived home from
your job and all you can do is complain.
Ha, ha, ha, ha. Are you hurt now?
Oh, maybe you should have
been wearing your pads. Oh, I
forgot, you can't pod your intel-
lect, shit. So, when your kids
skate all day in their full pods
and don't get hurt, they'll come
home and want to call up that
cute girl or boy they just met.
Then the cute girl or bay says they
want to have nothing to do with
Waikiki hotel when I saw my skateboard,
an original Tony Alvo, down deep in the
bowels of my car's trunk. I took it out and
started riding toward the hotel... the looks,
the disdain on all of their pinched, evil,
bitter faces, it was like Charlie Manson
himself was out and about. As I rolled past
one guy, he clamored, "Hey, that's illegal!
Or do you just like pissing everyone off?"
1 stopped, turned around, put my middle
finger in the guy's chest, and said, "Just
shut the fuck up, understand?"
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your child. You should ban lave from your
house so your son or daughter will never
get hurt again. Oh, yeah, try to ban
I've felt great ever since. And I
would never even have put my
board in the trunk if it hadn't
been for those past few issues
of Thrasher that got my ass in
gear. Who can I piss off today?
Robert Goetschkes
Pearl City, HI
Alva, Monson, and Hitler all on
the same page, wow! T-ed
LONG SHOT
What the hell's the difference between
a frontside and a backside trick? Please
spare us some time and ink and give out
Thrasher, Hiler. Your kids will go read it at to the community with your valuable
the local grocery store.
Nike Whalen
Las Vegas, NV
God-like wisdom.
Concerned Intellect
Boulder, CO
Frontside means left and backside
means right. T-ed
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KEEP SKATING
Just thought I'd tell ya 'bout my New
Year's Resolution: Skate a whole lot more!
Yo see, I'm a 30-year-old who was begin-
ning to feel that certain something. Call it
mid-life crisis, angst, whatever. I never real
ized what was missing till a few weeks ago.
I was on my way down to pick up my
race pocket for the Honolulu Marathon at a
I have always wondered, and people
have asked me, why is there the number
23 on the Sal Barbier shoe?
It's his phone number. Ted
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