"All Your Views
Ain't Fit to Print"
Special Edition
On Board
Friday, March 13, 1997
THE AWFUL TRUTH BOARD LAWS
MOST WANTED
As a public service, The San
Diego Union-Tribune publishes
information on fugitives being
sought by local law enforce
ment authorities
A Skateboarding bandit
DESCRIPTION This bank
robber is white, about 5 feet
8 inches tall, of average
build, in his early 20s and
has brown wavy hair. He was
dressed ka a skater
WANTED FOR The FBI say
this man robbed a bank on
Gamet Avenue in Pacific
Beach Sept. 22 and rode
toward the beach on the
skateboard he had with him,
CONTACT: Authores ank
anyone who knows who this
robber is or where he can be
found to contact the San
Diego Bank Robbery Task
Force at 565-1255
UNION-TRIBUNE
ENACTED
1. Don't act tougher
than you are.
2. Be an individual.
3. Talk to shy people.
4. Question authority.
5. Encourage human
reproduction.
6. Practice daily and
keep track.
7. Break the "No
Skateboarding" laws.
8.Start at least one
revolution.
9. Spend some quali-
ty time with yourself.
10. Accept each
other.
-The unknown
philosopher
FUN BOX
Q: Why did
Cinderella get kicked
out of the toy box?
A: She got caught
sitting on
Pinnochio's face,
Crazy
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NATIONAL WEATHER TODAY:
It's always raining somewhere.
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-We Have A
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Anthony
Atlas of Rumson, NJ,
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provided this pearl of wit
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and wins a genuine
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Thrasher t-shirt!
Other kill entries were:
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Contest!
THRASHER
1. "Fuckin' grandparents! I ask
for a subscription to BOP and
then they give me this shit!"
-Elijah Ogden, Pryor, OK
2. "Hey, I was supposed to get
Poser of the Month, what am I
doing here?" -Mike Phillips,
Dayton, TN
3. "This is what I'd look like
without hair!" -Nathaniel
Leonard, Ft Hood, TX
4. "Gomez Bueno must die!"
-Craig Smith, Carmichaels, PA
saying, "Lie to me, FIRING LINE- RICK CARROLL
lie to me."
-Pat Honan, Eighty
Four, PA
Five Greats
1. Tom Penny 2. Eric Koston
3. Ron Creager 4. Jeremy Wray
5. Kareem Campbell
-Corey Rothwell, Honolulu, HI
POET'S CORNER
Dislikes And Likes
Thrasher really rips
While posers suck big dicks
If I had my way
I would bang all day
Rollerbladers are fags
And it's proven in the mags
Skating really rules
And pigs are just plain fools
Jamie Thomas is my idol
And I have nothing against
the Bible.
-Benjamin Stanley, St John
Newfoundland, Canada
124 THER
Untitled
I think I shall never hear
A poem as lovely as a beer
Whiskey's sweetness
Vodka's buzz
get so drunk
sleep with my 'our
I am so drunk, I cannot think
I am so dumb, I cannot blink
Th
I go get wasted in my Dodge Ram
I will go fishing for some trout
I shouldn't have done that 'cause I'm
hurting my guts out.
-Will McDonald, Chesapeake
Beach, Maryland
Mike Carroll and Rick Howard are tight; hence,
the firing line photo. You'd better recognize.
Full Name: Michael Shawn Carroll
Hometown: San Francisco
Shoe Size: Between 9 1/2 and 10 1/2
First Skateboard: Executioner board,
X-R2 trucks, and some weird wheels
with no name
Years Skating: 11
First Trick: Hurricane Helen
Favorite Spots: Anywhere that is new
and fun
Set-Up: Any Girl or Chocolate board
and 50 mm wheels, Venture trucks
5.0 reg
Favorite Music: Good music
Loves: Skateboarding, shoes, video
games
Hates: Being hurt, so I couldn't get
filmed for my part in the Mouse video
Disappointments: Not being able to
film for the Mouse video
Worst Injury: Not having a part in the
Mouse video
Mike's Friends on Mike: "He's a
weirdo Lee Smith, "Half
alligator/half man, half man/half
shark-Shelby Woods
Future: Girl and Chocolate blow
the fuck up! And pros better real-
ize that progression still exists, so
no more of that 1980s shit, do
that on your own time.
FALL GROOVE
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