Thrasher Magazine November 1996 — Page 67
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            ON BOARD
FUN BOX
Why don't blind people.
skydive?
It scares their dogs.
--Weasel Sisters, OR
Why do tampons have
strings?
So you can floss after
eating
--Travis Wyganowski
POET'S CORNER
I'm a skater chick
And I'll kick your ass.
Iskate all day.
And all night I smoke grass
I hate my town,
It's full of hicks.
They piss me off,
And they all suck dicks
I always road Thrasher,
It's the best of skater mags.
TransWorld blows.
It's for rollerblade fags
-Amanda Quinn
Sulphur Springs, TX
Fonseca backside tailalides on Rich Street, SP
You try to control me, but this is a promise:
You will pay some day.
boiled in oil, tattered and torn.
Right at that moment
You'll wish I had never been born..
I'll poke out your eyes and bash in your face,
Cut you with razors and spray you with mace
You'll pray to your god to make it all end
And that to me is where the fun begins.
ra pull out your teeth one by one,
SUNY
Chop off your feet so you can't run.
I'll slice up your penis.
your manhood, your pride,
your dignity, your sanctity
And, oh, what a ride.
You try to control me.
You lock me away,
But soon, little piggy.
You are going to pay.
--Megan Anders,
Middletown, MD
CONTEST RESULTS
Mini-Ramp Contest
June 1
Dallas, TX
14+ under
1. Neil Norris
2. Robby Lesley
3.
Chad Wevsel
15-17
1. Brian Reno
2. Lance Desardi
3. Josh Yates
18+ over
1. Griff
2. Keith Larson
Sponsored
1. Jon Comer
1-level's "Unified Am"
June 29 & 30
Elizabethton, TN
Beginner Street
1. Robbie Simpson
2. PJ Allan
3. Matt Bostick
Intermediate Street
1. John Bunch
2. Jay Moody
3. Luther Lotz
Intermediate 4' Mini
1. Anthony Roe
2. Bob Boyd
3. Nick Smith
Shop 4' Mini
1. Anthony Furlong
2. Kristian Sritak
3. Ray Goff
Shop Street
1. Jamie Highers
2. Kristian Šritak
3. Jamie Smith
Factory 6' Mini-Hip
1. Anthony Furlong
2. Jon Comer
3. Walter Cox
Factory Vert
1. Jon Comer
2. Anthony Furlong
3. Pierre Luc-Gagnon
Factory Street
1. Neal Mims
2. Mike Peterson
3. JR Neves
Skate Shack
July 13
Pensacola, FL
Beginners
1. Peter McNeil
2. Ryan Tiggy
3. Milton Bradley
Intermediate
1. Dustin Clarke
2. BC
3. Taggert Shackleford
Advanced
1. Wes Taylor
2. Gedion Dunge
3. Nick Claboe
Sponsored
1. Chris Shelton
2. Rob Arron
3. Rusty Ross
FIRING LINE
Johnny Fonseca
Birthdate: 5/17/73
Height: 6'
Weight: 160 lbs
Shoe size: 9
First board: Vision Jinx, Gullwings, Ratbone
Wheels
First tricks: 360° spins, tic tacs.
Favorite color: Emerald Green
Favorite shoe: Nike Air Force 1
Favorite trick: Frontside 360° ollies
Likes: Girlfriend
Hates: Negativity
Favorite Thunder color combo: Black &
silver (Raiders)
Favorite movie: Tie Me Up. Tie Me Down
Influences: Eric Dressen, Mark Gonzales,
Tommy Guerrero, Jim Thiebaud
Worst injury: Board to back of nuts
Years skating: Almost 11.
Favorite spot in San Francisco: Harrison
Street banks
Girlfriend: Deanne
Who's rad: Mic-E Reyes
Pets: No
TV show: Seinfeld
Family: Mom and lots of cousins
Favorite food: Japanese
Travels: US, Mexico, Canada, Puerto Rico
Future: Promote skateboarding
Thanks: Mom, everybody I've met through
skating
Quote: If you're not going to have fun and
enjoy it, don't do it
5 GREATS
1-Pat Duffy
2-Geoff Rowley
3-Ethan Fowler
4 -Mike Vallely
5-Elissa Steamer
-Pimp Ass White Girl,
Las Vegas, NV
Sugar Hill's Norcal CASL #5
July 27
Sugar Hill Skatepark
Minis: 10 + under
1. Shawn Knight
2. Nathan Kinghorn
2A
1. Oli Hubbert
2. Mark Franklin
3. Bobby Sbabo
ЗА
1. Gene Boles
2. Joel Burg
3. Rian Pozzelbon
Sponsored: 14+ under
I. Austen Seahol
2. Bobby Smith
3. Daniel Bromberg
Sponsored: 15-16
1. Luis Pachardo
2. Josh Mortensen
3. Rotimi Ajayi Dopemu
Sponsored: 17+ over
1. Brent Kronmeuler
2. Ryan Johnson
3. Joe Hutchinson
Factory
1. Rich Cooley
2. Zac Martin
3. Brandon Biebel
FRIENDS
FOREVER
SKATE NA VEIA.
ANTI
SKATEBOARDS
HERO
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BOB BURNQUIST
Po. Box 884413 S.F. CA. 94188
(415) 468 7045 FAX 4688449