DRUNK
in the desert
RAGE-A-THON 2000
The call went over the horn that the Nude Bowl was gonna go off. Boards were hastily thrown into the back
of cars and skaters from all over the Western Hemisphere hightailed it to the Node in search of an evening of heat
hotties, hips, and high airs Under a setting sun, lights were set up, bands rolled it, and disoriented skate nomads
wound their way up the dirt road. A hearty slash-dog seil soon got underway and the super smooth Nude Bowl got
worked A large gallery of drunken spectators from near and far assembled to watch the action in the oversize
pool and listen to the southing sounds of One Man Army, AshTré, Naked Lunch, and The Perverts. Soon the local
fuzz rolled up and threatened to shut the whole thing down but cooler heads prevailed. No doubt realizing that the
local constabulary was in no way prepared for the aftermath of expelling a hundred youths into the streets of the
small town below, the party continued undisturbed late into the night. Pete the Ox was stoking the crowd with fly-
by-eight skate antics: disasters to yank-in, ondervert inverts, airs, and a grab bag of roll our and back in gnarli
usde. Peter Hewitt was dishing out feebles, stand up grinds and an assortment of airs. The OG Crazy Eddie styled
through some rock n' roll boardslides and kalled the bowl with fast precise lines Matt Moffet tilslid, lipslid, and frontside rocked like a man possesed
Eventually the dry wind whistling through the high desert took it's tall and the party broke up, but not before the obligatory shooting range session broke out. As
people made dieir way home, they were ushered out of the hills fry the sound of guns exploding in the darkness as inoffensive cacti, refrigerators, and abandoned cars
were mercilessly slaughtered. Thanks to Tom Parton for making the Nule A smooth cruise and thanks to all who showed and ripped it. -Dehydrated Dan
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Clockwise from top left. Heads in the crowd. Hot pool.
hotter desert. Peter Hewitt goes off the deep end.
frontside. Pete Collpitts takes hold of the situation with a
pointed Smith. The Node is in Dinosaur country, Jeremiah
Risk pilots an Indy nosebone to a smooth landing
NIDO
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