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I just thought I'd bring this to all you
Thrasher readers' attention.
Joe Schafer
Lonoke, AR
I think Danny Way, Neil Blender,
Mike Frazier, Karma Tsocheff, Mark
Scott, Chris Senn, Tony Alva, Tom
Penny Wade Speyer, Phil Shao, Mike
Vallely, Rodney Mullen and Salman
Agah speak well enough for them-
selves. T-ed
MORE LESS
SAD DIEGO
In your April '96 T-Eddy's under
Best Cities to Skate In, you left out
San Diego! What the hell - Boston?
San Diego's got a lot better spots
than Boston! Jeezus.
Ryan Preece
San Diego, CA
You have obviously never been to
beantown, T-ed
BILL CLINTON
You know who I think T-ed is? |
think he's this high government offi
cial way up there in the Senate, who
has a major influence over every
publication including Thrasher.
Puny, little followers like my gullible
self write in to ask questions and
give comments. We read T-ed's
answers and God has spoken. We
are all ants under the machine of
"the man" Nothing means nothing.
Everything means nothing.
Everybody will die, and life will con
tinue. T-ed has shown me the way in
my simple life. He has shown me life.
Now I can be whatever I want to be
with no fear whatsoever. His writ-
ings have affected me personally. His
teachings have hit me, not in the
heart, but in the toe of my left foot. I
have seen the way. Thank you, T-ed.
Jim
Evanston, IL
How boring your life must be. Tied
I was just reading last month's issue of Thrasher's Mail Drop, and I was read-
ing a list from a hick who called himself MGB. His list was dried-out, rotten
crap. It sucked, so here I am making an even better list
1. The C-fit board is a cheap imitation who wants to start something big but
just ain't good enough.
2. Kurt Cobain did not kill himself; someone poisoned his Angel Dust.
3. T-ed is so cool, when he goes to skate, the bowl that he rides is so
shocked, it flattens out. He is the man!
4. Snowboarding can never be as cool as skateboarding. It might be cool,
but I say it is just competition on snow!
5. I heard that the 15th Anniversary Thrasher was so dope, Bob Dole:
dropped out, killed and devoured his wife just to get a free copy
6. Bill Clinton and his wife sold military plans for $33,000,000 and that's the
real truth behind the Whitewater Scandal, ha!
7. Bill Clinton killed Ronald Goldman and OJ's ex-wife just to become pop-
ular and framed OJ when he learned of the punishment!
In this life there are no freebies. T-ed
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