BEAUTIFY
YOUR HAIR
MADAM JONES
HAIR TREATING
greetings from the...
COWS
Hee Haw. Marjorie Daw. Who
slipped a Mickey in the whiskey for
Uncle Paw? it's the hi-steppin'
hi-jinx of the Cows. Amphetamine
Reptile's finest in harmonious flatu-
lence since 1986.
The Cows picked up the rock and
roll encyclopedia and trashed the
whole volume along with all of the
other funny knobs on the amplifier.
It's a real treat to see the Cows,
and that treat is not the buffalo
chip that is being served by so
many popular groups today. No
siree. You may be subject to any.
thing such as a negative strip
tease where Shane opens the
show with shaving cream on his
crotch, seductively slips into his
clothes, then performs the whole
show with a load of yucky stuff in
his drawers. Maybe he will trans
form into the human blow up
doll with three boobs in a gas
pumping garage uniform.
Finger Licking Good.
The Cows get a ten for origi-
nality, but as far as music you
can dance to, if you count
rolling around on the floor in at
drunken stupor, the Cows win
in every category.
-Andrew Fitzpatrick
SxSunny Day Real Estate: diary LP/Cass/cD
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