while they withered and screamed
in agony. Fred looked at me with
pity while Dino handed over the
stash, and as they turned to leave
they said, "Make love not war,"
and with that skipped off in search
of a kickin' orgy. As I sat there pon-
dering those deep words of wis
dom, Wilma and Betty both snuck
up behind me and started kicking
me with their steel-toe boots till all
of the pretty colors started to flash
through my head. I awoke to hear
Elvis Presley bustin' out rap
songs with Frank Sinatra. I
was pretty confused by
then, but when they
handed me a number,
I was all for it. So here
I am chillin' with Elvis
and Frankie Boy and
I'm wondering what
comes next. I mean,
are the munchkins
going to come riding
in on a carriage drawn
by
a horse of a different
SAVONCISCO CA
she fell asleep, he showed her how
much he really cared. This chick
needs to be shot down, in flames.
Bay Village
HERE'S HEATHER
Dave
I don't know where Heather gets
off talking crap about other people's
talk shows in the December 1993
issue. I may not go to Letterman's
shows every day, but I sure as hell
respect Dave and the fact that he
sends people like you to Leno's
SKATE BOARDING
BRON ALDERSON
PRUNEDALE, CA
color and whisk me away
on the yellowbrick road to
Oz? Or is Peter Pan going to
soar through my window, have
Tinkerbell sprinkle pixie dust on me
and fly me through those friendly
skies to Never-Never Land, or what?
Hell man, I give up. I'm going to go
to Disney World!
Krystyn Carricarte
Hopatcong, NJ
STOLEN PROPERTY
I'm writing in to the pussy ass thief
who wrote in the February issue. So
you've stolen $300 worth of shit and
call yourself a thief? Me and my pal
steal shit on a regular basis ranging
from shoes, shirts, jeans, snow.
boards, money, car stereos, skate
decks, hats, drugs and even the lat
est Thrasher. All you are is the laugh
ing stock of thieves. So next time
you to steal a five cent piece of gum,
why don't you just
go ahead and shove
it up your ass.
Real Thieves
Toronto, Canada
Board thieves get
beat. T-ed
MOON MAKER
The chick in these photos
thinks she's hot and she's a real
bitch. She thought my friend
liked her, but at a party when
show when you die. Have a
nice afterlife at the Tonight
Show, Heather!
The Aquas
Norman, OK
SWINDELL WRITES
What's up? I bet
that I'm the last per-
son in the world you
would expect to get
a letter from, but here
it is. Everything has
been going pretty good
lately and time's been
going by really fast. They're
keeping me in the county jail in
downtown LA in high-powered
security. We're on lock-down in our
cells 24-7. The only time we do get
to leave our cells is for court or visi-
tors, and when we do, we're shack-
led down with a police escort. I
wanted to tell you why the media
has backed off my case: When I was
first arrested, they were all against
me and now they have found out
what's really going on (the deceased
had a prior life-threatening head
injury, started fights and had just
gotten out of prison for rape). They
basically reported a bunch of lies
and they know it. Anyway, I'm defi
nitely going to skate as much as pos
sible when I get out and make a
sick comeback, not for money or
fame but for myself. Before I got
busted, I was skating every day and
was doing some sick shit, learning
new tricks and
having fun skat
ing. When I look
at mags I'm like,
"That's what I
should be doing
right now." This
sitting in jail shit
ain't for me..
Josh Swindell
Los Angeles, CA
Suprem
Green
Pea
SOUP
Zoo York, Real, World Industries, Mad Circle, Foundation,
Stereo, Plan b, 'Alien Workshop, Think, The Firm, 60/40,
Planet Earth, Shorties, Droors, Fuct, 40's, Simple, Etnies...
Supreme
274 Lafayette Street New York City 212 966 7799
CHOCOLATE-skateboards
818.500.8818