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Starfing Material
Flying high on a thermal air current,
bird of prey looked down at the land
scape unfolding beneath her. Deep red
gorges were cut into the flesh of the
earth by the endless forces of water,
rock and wind. Six miles south of his
usual terrain, the bird found a long-
abandoned town. The stucco buildings
and blasé architecture clearly indicated
the late-eighties "Desert Lakes" real
estate boom. The man-made evapora-
tion ponds that brought prosperity to
the landowners only lasted a few years
until the water gave out. The area was
now deserted except for the occasional
skaters who would session the smooth
cement and authority-free environment.
Sniffing the wind, the vulture located
the remains of a kid who had bumped
his head during a foolhardy fakie aerial
attempt and had gotten fried under the
flames of the sun. His skin shriveled and
the contents of his stomach sat baking
in a puddle near the victims mouth. The
lucky buzzard would soon gorge on...
CARCASS PUKE
1 tsp tabasco sauce
3 cups lemon juice
4 eggs (grade A)
.8 cups flour
1 cup chocolate milk mix
1/2 cup sugar
1/3 cup raisins
1/2 cup milk (no skim)
Mix in very large bowl then form into balls
and bake at 375' for 20 minutes. Cool for
20 minutes and serve with jelly topping.
-Eddie Parks & Jason Bogart
Columbus, OH
FISH MARSHMALLOW DELIGHT
1 lb fish
10-150 marshmallows
.5 cups water
1 cup powdered milk
Add grapes or raisins (your choice)
Mix all ingredients except fish and boil.
Fry fish on the side. Let cool. Pour sauce
on fish and eat away.
SHIT SLUSH
-Jon Wehler & Paul Karpen
•3 hunks of pond ice
8 oz gefilte fish
• 1 sugar beet
6 tbsp chocolate syrup
Willmar, MN
Pinch your nose and down it goes.
-Billy Later & Miles Long
Port Arthur, TX
Gastronomically speaking, there is no one
tougher than Chef Pierre. Send recipes to
Skarfing Material, c/o Thrasher, PO Box
884570, SF, CA 94188-4570.
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