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Jason Rothmeyer
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KINGOM
Kingdom
Heavy Load
The Debut Album
The truth, combined with the Tunk
will set you free,
GEE STREET
Independent
skate
for fun.
I also don't
give a fuck
about Pumas,
Cypress Hill or
sponsorship. I don't have
any favorite pros. Any
kid that rides a board
and tries seems cool to
me. I started skating as a
way to have fun and
release my angers. It's been eight
years now and I have no intention
of stopping.
RIP GRIPE
Keith
Team Funnyland
This is to the girl in Poet's Corner
from the September 93 issue. the
stupid bitch named Lyndi Lezzi. You
need to go to hell! Don't come
back until you can write an original
poem. That poem is older than T
ed's crusted underwear (that's a
compliment T-ed)! That ho didn't
even finish it. The poem goes:
K-Mart, K-Mart
That's our store
We shop there
Because we're poor
Mommy, daddy got a raise
Now we shop at Dollar Days!
L Ross
FAKIE ROCK
Longview, TX
I read something in your October
'93 mag about some kid asking if
he was a skater. I've got a similar
question. Am I a poser? I hang out
with skaters and I've got a board,
but I really suck at skating. I dress
like a skater and listen to skater
music, but I barely even skate at all.
I like the skater image, but I can't
even land an ollie, I just fall on my
ass. So tell me, am la poser or what?
Confused
Dyer, IN
Or what. T-ed
DOUBLE NEGATIVE
I got this problem: Jimi Hendrix
rules and Kris Markovich had a
board with Jimi all over it. Jimi
played left-handed, so why is he
playing right-handed on that board?
Naffets Neslein
Cornville, KY
That's his switchstance deck. Tad
WAX HEAD
I was reading
the 150th issue of
Thrasher and I
came across a let-
tor titled Sidewalk
Surfer in Mail Drop
I would like to have
that son-of-a-bitch
know that surfing is
SID VICIOUS
MIAMI, FL
not a
pussy
sport. It is
like dropping
in on a three-foot
vert ramp. I skate and
surf. Almost every time I
bail, my board hits me
on the leg. We have
had sightings of five
sharks in the last year
and three have at-
tacked other surfers (all were Great
Whites). Surfers save drowning peo-
ple all the time and my friends and I
have gotten a lot of hot chicks on
the beach. So eat shit Surfer Killing
Skater, I bet you've never surfed.
A Hardcore Skater That Likes to Surf
Neskowin, OR
A three-foot vert ramp? T-ed
SHOE CLUE
Why do skaters wear Pumas?
Clueless
London, England
To hide dirty socks. T-ed
FAMILY TIES
Hi, I'm an anarchist. I know many
skaters are anarchists because skat
ing is so anarchistic. I'm sick of it all
and think it's time for the revolution.
Government sucks. They force you
to conform to their robotic, brainless
ways. And if you don't, they will kill
you. Some kind of freedom.
Alison Warner
Gaithersburg, MD
ignore alien orders. Ted
CRY BABY
To my son Simon, little did I know
what was in store when I purchased
that funny looking piece of wood
with four wheels on it at a garage
sale. Yes son, your dedication to
the sport of skateboarding has given
your father and I eighteen years of
entertainment, anxiety, laughter and
medical bills. Lady Clairol takes care
of those grey hairs and the Bank of
Mom has managed to stay solvent.
Thanks for telling me I've "done
good," parents like to know we've
done something right. You're the
greatest son, keep on rolling!
Mom
Campbell, CA
Simon says check out page 34.
Ted
THRASH
WASHER
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