Thrasher Magazine December 1993 — Page 9
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            Behind The Scenes
On-site with Gwar
Meat, maggots, guts, brains and
Jizmogloben are but a few of the
ingredients needed to make Skulhed
...Face, the first feature film by the
gruesome group known as Gwar.
On the slimy set where the crazed
creations do battle, head artist/
founding member Hunter Jackson
gave a Cliff Notes version of the film
"There's a huge corporation called
Glomco which wants to re-work the
band's image so they can sell all
these different products to kids. And
Sleazy P Martini (Gwar's manager)
decides to sign the contracts. But it
turns out that in order for payment to
commence, the fine print reads that
Gwar has to be killed off." (It would
ruin the surprise to describe what
happens at this point; suffice to say
the special FX are awesome!)
The film features
Jello Biafra as Boss
Glom, who warns,
"This is the kind of
thing where the
younger you are
the greater the
length you'll have.
to go to keep your
family from finding
out that you have
the video."
-Jeneveve Sutton
Uncle Burly
Straight talk for tangled times
WRONG AGAIN
Why did the Plan B team
dedicate Virtual Reality to
Sal Barbier? Did he quit
skating like Matt Hensley?
Mitchell Lucas
Council, ID
They dedicated it to him
because he is an amazing
skater who inspires us all.
BLOW OUT
Sweet Uncle Burly, could
you tell me how to make a
sprained knee heal faster?
Ben
South Slocan, Canada
Bicycle riding, swimming
and a good brace should
get you running in top gear
in no time.
FRIENDLY FIRE
I have this friend named
Sean, and every time we go
skating, he is always saying
that he is sore or his leg
hurts. I've got bad knees,
but I'm sick of it. He's the
only skater in my neighbor
hood and he won't try any
thing. How can I convince
him that it's alright not to
be good and for him to try
REVOLTING COCKS
16 THRASHER
FICKEN GOOD
and other bamyard oddities
ON IT, AMONG OTHER THINGS:
"DA YA THINK I'M SEXY?"
things without an excuse? i
wish he would ask me for
help. What should I do?
Rocky Assad
Titusville, FL
Ditch him if he doesn't
want to ride and scour the
streets for some new blood
to roll with.
Fire away at Uncle Burly,
c/o Thrasher Magazine, PO
Box 884570, San Francisco,
CA 94188-4570.
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