B TAHER
PORTA-POTTY
I would like to show
my appreciation for
the article "Pissing
Outside" in the July
issue. However, I am
left puzzled with the
subject of outdoor
defecation. I person-1
ally use a bucket in
which to store my
liquid and solid
excretion, but I
would recommend
using a good seal on
you waste container
to prevent maggot infestation (it has
happened before). I must be in-
formed on the proper means of
solid waste disposal so that I can
end my mind's confusion and chaos.
Worm
Baton Rouge, LA
Eat it. Ted
POTATO SACKS
Girls like guys with big pants. Guys
hate guys with big pants. Guys like
girls with no pants. I like girls with
big pants. I like snow too.
Sean B
Akron, OH
It is not a question of who wears
the pants, but who signs the
checks. Ted
BLAME GAME
Why are people so stupid? They
blame everything on Thrasher. If
Thrasher is so bad, why do I see
nothing but murder, violence and
hatred on TV? And I guess someone
is going to tell me it's all Thrasher's
fault. Well let's just say that Thrasher
enlightens us faithful readers with
the plain truth about the sick and
tormented world we live in today.
But people like my parents just want
to close their eyes and make believe
they live in a world where there is no
violence, death or nudity. They think
that once we get rid of Thrasher,
we get rid of the problems. Well,
why don't you open your eyes and
take a look into the real world? I bet
ter go now, I've got to go now and
read my filthy Thrashers.
Billy Zambotti
West Hazelton, PA
AIR HEAD
Just the other day, 1
saw a friend of mine
ollie this nice sized
patch of grass into the
street. The same day 1
decided to practice.
bigger gaps. I went
to this set of steps
and got speed to
attempt an ollie
over a crack about
five feet from the
steps. That day and
the next I tried but
failed, and ended up
cutting my elbow and forearm real-
ly bad. Since last year, I've been.
afraid of big gaps or long distances
over cracks because I sprained my
ankle trying one at the local school.
I know I can ollie these gaps, but fear
is stopping me. To get to the point,
do you have any advice as to how
to overcome this fear?
Joshua "Augustus" Wilson
Fort Dodge, IA
Try bungee jumping. T-ed
TOP HEAVY
Dear little Miss VL in the June
issue, I'm sixteen and my bust size
is 38%D and still growing. You would
not be the first chick on a board top-
less. If you claim to be so big, then
why aren't guys dropping to their
knees and begging for a chance to
grab hold of your 36Ds? Careful,
don't fall and pop your implants.
Bigger and Prouder
Kamloops, BC, Canada
At that rate, you'll be 72G when
you're thirty-two. Ted
DEAD COPS
We were going buck on a large
gap when my friend hung up on
the curb and slid about five feet on
his mouth. A cruiser pulled up and
told us to get. We asked him to drive
us to the hospital and he said he
wasn't an ambulance, though he'd
gladly take us to the station and
drove away. What's up with these
cold-hearted pigs?
Mark Burnham
Brampton, ON, Canada
It's like the Nazi soldiers claimed,
they're just doing their jobs. T-ed
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ENVELOPE OF THE MONTH
Kristian Bell, San Diego, CA
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