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affect them at all. A lot of them
are sponsored and that's a lot
more than you can say, shit-
head. So don't dis weed unless
you've really smoked it. I'm not
sure whether I should beat
you or kill you. I'd like to
meet your drug-dealing
friend, punk.
The Drug Lover
Hillsboro, OR
If it doesn't affect
them, then why
smoke it? Ted
NAKED APE
Thank you very much for the
naked photo of Simon Woodstock in
the May issue. Can we have Omar
Hassan next month please?
Sarah Page
Bradford, MA
How about one of him taking a
crap? Ted
Omar Hassan stinking up the
Playground in Connecticut.
SIDEWALK SURFER
Dear "A Little Pussy Surfer," that's
right, you are a pussy. Surfers have
water to land on when they slam.
Real skaters have pavement to land
on when they slam. And how many
times have you slammed into a
shark? Real skaters always slam into
pavement. You are a has-been that
never was you wannabe skater.
Pussy-ass surfer go home.
A Surfer Killing Skater
Moron Valley, CA
HEAD BANGER
I love your mag and need some
advice. My good skating friend has
turned bad. He smashes windows
because I've done it
myself. The prob
lem is I've done it
too much. Now he
won't stop. So my
question is should I
keep him as a friend or
stop hanging with him?
A Confused Dude
Houston, TX
Start a gang. Ted
SACK TIME
Listen, I don't want to
ruin anybody's man-
hood or anything, but about
the photo of Simon Woodstock in
the May 1993 issue, I just have to ask
what the hell is that? I mean, did you
guys try to censor it or something?
That boy is really missing something
there. I can't even stand to look at it.
I understand that some guys have
small dicks, but I've never seen any-
thing like that. That's grosser than
gross! That's grosser than the Zero-
Two ad. Next time you put porno
shots in your mag, at least make.
them worth looking at.
Lori Lowder
Charlotte, NC
It was cold that night. T-ed
GIRL TROUBLE
This letter is directed towards
Chris Senn. I am a fifteen year old.
skater who is hopelessly in love
with his girlfriend. To me, she is the
finest thing on two legs. I like to
watch Chris skate, but my eyes are
more directed towards his girl. If
they should ever break up, I hope
you will leave her address in some
nearby magazine. If not, take care of
her Chris because women that
beautiful are hard to come by.
The Romantic Stud
Cockeysville, MD
Sorry, the dance card is full. T-ed
CLOWN ALLEY
I was skating in my neighborhood.
and some asshole was watching me
when I tried to do a 180 heelflip and
didn't land it. Then the fag that was
eyeing me said, "Nice job, skater
dude," and started to clap. I didn't
do anything, just skated away.
Jason Woodard
Rochester, NY
What should I have done?
and robs stores. It's cool, I know. Made it. T-ed
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