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BEAT DOWN
Dear SS, from the April 1993 issue,
I live in Bay Village, about two cities
away from where you live in Lake-
wood. I'm down with the guys in
Lakewood and there are not that
many guys that skate like you said.
But there are enough to beat the
fuck out of you with aluminum
trucks. You say we dress fucking
dumb? We dress different you fuck
If I see you at a show, I'm going to
fuck you up. What kind of a life is it.
wearing Doc Martens and tight skin-
head jeans. You're nothing but a
jock. Maybe SS stands for stupid shit
or secret service-like Nazis! You're
fucking bad because you have a
job and shit. When me and my boys
see you, we're going to take your
money, your tight clothes and your
cool guy life. If you dis Thrasher
and skateboarding, you die. If you
quit skating, you are a
disgrace to the race.
Free your mind, do
something different,
you fuckhead.
The Family
Cleveland, OH
SKATE SISTER
In the April 1993 issue
on page 17, it gives ten tips
100% genuine for guys to get laid. What about
cotton Thrasher
us girls? How do we get laid?
Just ask. T-ed
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Horny
To whom it may concern: on
page 17 of your April issue,
you've got an asinine little article
called, "How to Get Laid." I can't
believe the level to which your mag-
azine has sunk as indicated by this
truly tasteless article. I'm nineteen
years old, a male, and I think
Robert Goulet should be shot. I
skate and it will be quite a while
before I buy your magazine again.
Get a clue!
Obiwan
Santa Barbara, CA
With all the money you save maybe
you can buy a sense of humor. T-ed
YOU SUCK
I'm a modern vampire. I don't
talk or write in that thy, thou, or any
of that medieval type crap. I act like
a
normal
kid. I don't
say anything to
P
my friends. But my dad sometimes
forgets and drinks big ol' glasses of
cow blood. Myself, I do not. I have
a fondness for rabbit blood and
deer blood. One time while watch-
ing Faces of Death, during the
autopsy part, my dad took out a
large slab of raw meat, slapped it
between a couple slices of bread
and ate it right in front of our faces.
My friend almost puked but I just.
stood there salivating.
Modern Day Maniac
Alta Loma, CA
What's for dessert? Ted
OUCH GROUCH
To all you wannabe
vampires: you can take
your capes, fangs,
make-up kits, blood,
coffins and your fucking
imaginations and
shove them up your
self-bitten assholes.
MAD.
Somewhere in
Minnesota
Sounds painful. T-ed
HANDS ON
T-ed, a couple of my
friends say you're a dick
and don't like you. My personal
opinion is that you must be an
extremely great guy if you're any-
thing like my dick. I like my dick and
plan on keeping it until it becomes
useless. Here's hoping that Thrasher.
does the very same with its dick.
Skate Rat Rus Hutton
Currently Touring the Southwest
FISH FOOD
What am I if I'm a girl who does
witchcraft on acid while swimming
naked in a pool of Veryfine grape
juice filled with man-eating fish?
Juicy-Juice
Bangor, PA
Dinner. T-ed
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