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MIKE
DAHER
STEREO
Michael Qualheim,
Manteca, CA.
gravy, so hot, so hot." Well, I got to
go dude. It's the time of day where
I listen to Cindy Lauper, read a
Playboy and jerk off. It's real
inspirin'. I thought up half of my
songs doing it. T-ed, tell me what
you think, bro.
Vanilla Rice
Fairfield, CA
I always thought it was, "Nice, nice
lady." Ted
OLYMPRICK
In response to the prep who wrote
Free Dumb in the March 1993
issue, Erik T Brown. Why don't you
just keep sucking your mommy's
tits? The so-called Olympics are for
jocks and people watching it hoping
the USA will win. Hell yeah we
ignore "proper safety precautions
and equipment." If you don't bust
your ass and really get fucked-up
doing it, you ain't learning shit.
Besides, the Olympics are for
pussies and mama's boys. Yes, we
wear distasteful clothes. We get
noticed, though. Maybe we like
being hated by cops, old farts and
people like you, prep. And that bull
shit about rules for skateboarding,
fuck rules. There are no fucking rules
in skateboarding. It's total fucking
anarchy. So why don't you shut
your face with some mother's milk,
keep scratching your jock itch balls
and fuck-off you damn prep!
No One in Particular
Lake Arthur, LA
ROUGH RIDER
I'm a seventeen year old "Hispanic
Muslim." This is very rare. It hap-
pened when Islam invaded Spain.
I'm in DYTR, Department of Youth
Treatment and Rehabilitation in
Tucson. The reason I'm here is
because of a hate crime. Let's put it
this way, I'm a church burner! I just
want everyone to hear me when I
say I'm going to get you and you
know who you are. By the way, I
have to transfer to an adult court, so
I won't be out for a while. So for the
time being I'll just dream of my
skateboard and think of how cool it
will be when I get out so I can rip you
up again. Remember that broken
leg I had? I still put you to shame!
Well T-ed, I got my anger out. I hope
to write you more about prison life.
Gonzo
Tucson, AZ
Don't drop the soap. T-ed
• WRONG WAY
I'm so new school, I wrote
this letter switchstance. I love
Salman, little wheels, big pants,
and Pumas.
Lobe
Stockton, CA
Let's see you piss back-
wards. Ted
BOOB TUBE
Sex on TV is alright, just
as long as you don't fall off.
Aaron Garson
Poughkeepsie, NY
Remember, bodily fluids conduct
electricity. T-ed
DIE LAUGHING
I've been drinking rum all day
and there's about six inches of
snow outside, so my friend Jon and
I are just dropping acid and jam-
min' to the B-Boys while skating in
my basement. We live in a town with
about 6,000 hicks and three skaters.
And we love to masturbate in pub-
lic after loading up on crack. Jon's
getting a blow job in the other room
and I'm getting the seeds out of
our pot. I think he's having more
fun than I am, but I'm tripping hard
right now and I really don't know
where my penis is. Oh shit, some
one just put in The Cure.
Stockie-D
if your dick was in your mouth,
you'd know. T-ed
NAKED TRUTH
Why do they put graphics on
boards and wheels? Only fools buy
boards or wheels because of
graphics. Are they selling to the
idiot market? Plus, graphics only
add to the cost, and when you
think about it, they are pretty lame.
Maybe we should draw all over our
cars and make them look stupid too.
Zak Armstrong
Tempe, AZ
TRACIN
Mal Drop
PO 88970
SmFrancisco CA
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ENVELOPE OF THE MONTH
Damian Zuch, Ontario, Canada
HIPS
TITS
LIPS
POWER
"Organ Fan"
The new album from
Organ Fan
went to No. 1 on
the Independent
album charts in
the U.K. Now.
it's available for
the first time in
the U.S.-with
additional tracks
not found on
the U.K. release.
It's so cool,
you'll see
your breath.
Featuring
Silverfish
Produced by
J.G. Thirlwall
Grant Showbir
Big Bad Baby Pig Squeal
and
The new 'Orgin
Fan finds Silverfish,
pa the verge of
greatness.
NME (UK)
Crazy.
"If the sensation of
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Rock Poser (UK)
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