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Uncle Burly
Helpful Hins For Hellraisers
STRESSED
STICK
If I don't use risers
under my trucks, will it
crack my board?
UFO
Zeek Philops
Denver, CO
Risers absorb a lot of shock, but
all decks will show some form of
cracking with time.
EYE SAY
Why the fuck are your eyes so god-
damn big?
Scooby & Woody
Nippletown, NY
If you had seen the shit I have,
your eyes would be this big too.
PARENTAL DISCRETION
My mom is real messed up in the
head. She listens in on my phone
conversations. What should I do
about her?
Jason "Homer Wood
Bakersfield, CA
Nothing, just be yourself. If she
can't see you for what you are,
move out when you're eighteen.
HARD LINE
I saw this ad that said that the
hardest wheels are 98A. It also said
that they're only fooling you when
the wheel says 99A, 100A and 101A.
Is this true?
Jimmy McGrath
Prospect, CT
Tomb
of Soul
JOCK ITCH
Companies
make lots of
claims about
the hardness.
of their dif-
ferent wheels
but I've dis-
covered that
it all depends
on the batch.
One of my buds told me that his
brother and some of his friends
stopped skating. I asked his brother
why and he said that skating is dying
out. I was in wonder the rest of the
day. Is it true? Is there no more has-
sling with the cops, no more good
curbs, no more unbelievable tricks,
and no more anything? I ask your
and the rest of the skaters out there,
are we going to let this happen?
Really Pissed Off
Mobile, Al
No way. Those lumpheads were just
bummed that they weren't pro-
gressing as fast as skating, hence
the "skating sucks" attitude.
Contact intelligent life in the galaxy:
Uncle Burly, c/o Thrasher, PO Box
88470, SF, CA 94188
While a myriad of Los Angeles basin
skateparks were reaping the harvest of
the skateboard boom, backyard pool
riding was coming of age. Riding jacked
products and wearing worthless pads,
legends were born and denied. Nine
feet above the drain at Bertha's, Arthur
Arthur Viecco, 1977 Viecco schwoals with style.
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