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PLAN B
Uncle Burly Some More
CLEAN SCENE
Maybe you already know this, but there
is something better than waxing curbs:
soaping them! It slides better and it makes
the curb smell nice and clean.
Andrew Gillespie
South Africa
Soap is cool, but it suds up in the rain.
LONELY LAD
All the people that
I used to skate with
have moved away or
quit. I am really de-
pressed because I
have no one to skate.
with, to show me
tricks, and push.
myself. The nearest
shop is 45 minutes
away. I only get out to
skate about once a
week. I love to skate
but I'm getting bored.
Should I quit?
Matt Duggett
Durham, NC
Quit only when it
isn't fun anymore.
Until then, ride on and you'll eventually
run into some fellow gnarlers.
EARLY BIRD
All my friends say that I should get
sponsored. But every time I try, I can't
Problems
land my tricks. Sometimes, I can't even
land ollies. Some of my friends are spon-
sored and I have no problem skating in
front of them! What should I do bro?
Em
Burlingame, CA
It sounds like you have a classic case of
the nervous Nellies. You're probably
taking sponsorship
too seriously and
it's affecting your
performance. Con-
centrate on skate-
boarding and don't
let other thoughts
cloud you mind.
WORD COUNT
What the hell does
SMP mean?
Steve
San Burladino, CA
The initials SMP
can mean many
things my son. A
few of the all-time
favorites include:
"Skating Mental
Patient," "Skate
More Pools," "Sex Means Power,"
"Snowboarders Must Pay" and the
stoner's creedo, "Smoke More Pot."
Mysteries solved! Write Uncle Burly, co
Thrasher, PO Box 884570, SF, CA 94188.
EMB......
FUZZ BUSTER
The steel eyes of cops, security
guards and neighborhood watch
follow my every move. Digital ears
store each phone call on mag-
netic tape. Cars, bikes, choppers
and satellites are constantly keep
ing tabs on me. My friends say I'm
paranoid, but they too are in on
this evil plot. Everywhere I go,
the man busts me for skating: on
the street, the sidewalk, curbs, in
backyard pools. The other day I
rode by Dirty Dick's Donut Hole
and they were busy having a...
POLICEMAN'S FEAST
3 pigs in a blanket
-3 cups coffee
53 assorted donuts
-1 can Alpo
-4 slices white bread
Serve your cop friend a scrum
ptious appetizer of pigs in a blan-
ket. Next, watch him smile when
Curb
Crust
you bring out a big tray of donuts,
all the colors of the rainbow! Let
him wash down the fat pills with
lukewarm coffee. For the main
course, whip up a pork sandwich
or just use Alpo, he won't know
the difference. Finally, go skating
because the cops will be too sick
to follow you. (Fred Garvin of
Walnut Creek, CA)
ANCHOVY PORK BALLS
1 lb. ground pork
-1 can anchovies
1 egg
-chopped garlic
- oregano
BBQ or marshmallow sauce
Mix pork anchovies, egg, garlic
and oregano. Mash to a pasty
pulp, form into balls and try. Serve
on a roll with BBQ sauce or
marshmallow fluff. (Evil Doug
PFC. of Frankfurt, Germany)
Skarfin', Box 884570, SF, CA 94188.
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