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Tip all tops, cops and relapse to
Mail Drop, P.O. Box 884570,
San Francisco, CA 94188-4570.
EGG CITING
The other day we were out skating
this great grinding spot next to these
people's driveway. After about ten
minutes, this old lady with a flat butt
and ugly face comes running out
screaming to get off her new drive
way. My friend Chris told her to fuck
off. After that, we skated off.
She kept bugging us for about a
week, so we decided to ogg her
house. My friend Ben hit the roof
every time. I hit the porch, driveway
and roof. Then Chris hit the car,
driveway and the dog in the back-
yard. To make a long story short,
our parents found out and took our
boards away. We are thinking of to-
let papering her house or maybe
killing her. Which do you prefer?
SS, Maryland
Don't worry she's already dead. T-ed
STICK IT
JR
instead of getting mental every time
someone talks shit about a cat? You
may think dogs suck, and I could
really give a shit, but when was the
last time you saw a dog sit there
and lick itself for hours on end, then
walk over to the carpet and yak up a
fat hairball? Maybe if felines weren't
the only pussy you were getting.
you'd start fighting for something
worthwhile.
Robb Orr
Hicksville, WA
There's always pussy willow. T-ed
WRONG STREET
T-ed, will you be my neighbor?
Mr. Rogers
The Neighborhood
Rogers, your shoe is untied. Ted
GLOW WORM
What's it like to be hip? Do hip
people shit in the woods? Could hip-
ness be happiness? If I were hip,
would I know it? Would it make me
glow in the dark or just the soles of
my shoes?
A Degenerate Hillbily
Hopland
I'm not writing this letter to bitch at
anybody or complain about any Only with the right hairdo. T-ed
thing, I'm just writing to thank
everyone who made skate-
boarding what it is. Through
skateboarding, I have learned
that I can express myself my
way instead of being a follower.
Right now, skateboarding is at
its highest level and the tricks
are intense. When I land a 50-
called technical trick, I feel it has
paid-off sticking with skate-
boarding through all the changes.
Jon Wehler
Willmar, MN
Hang on tight, it's going to be a hell
of a ride. T-ed
CATACOMB CATARACT
This letter is in response to that
cat rights activist Joe, who was ejac
ulating at the mouth in your October
publication. Take a couple of valium
and remove the gerbil, man. Why
don't you shut up and go skate
MOUNTAIN BLADER
As I was flipping through the
September 1992 issue. I read
Talking Ed. Mountain bikers and
rollerbladers were put down. What's
wrong with liking it? Last year, I hurt
my knee skateboarding and I can't
do it anymore. So instead of sitting
on my ass, I bought a mountain
bike. I like cruising around the
woods and trails. It beats watching
TV. As for grunge content, nothing
MIKE VA
P.O. BOX 883842, SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94188
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