HELMET
meantime
to the top, I tried to do a handplant.
He also went at the same time as
me. He tried to do a kickflip, but we
both fell. The entire ramp collapsed.
He broke his arm and I sprained my
middle finger.
Airhead
Gonic, NH
SATANIC VERSES
I'm responding to that asshole
perpetrator in the July issue who
thinks he is God. For one thing,
God don't cuss because he is a
pussy ass faggot. And another
thing, how dare you say. "Fuck
you!" to the all-powerful Satan! Well
it doesn't matter, I'll see you in hell.
Oh yeah, I would've wrote some-
thing to T-ed about his smart ass
remark to Satan in the April issue.
but he's too fucking stupid anyway.
Satan's Little Helper
Downstairs Waiting
Well, up yours with a red hot poker.
bub. T-ed
TEACHER'S PET
One day I came home and saw
my mom's underwear on the
ground by her door. I walk in her
room and who do I see, but my
black art teacher Mr. Woodron
banging the hell out of my mom.
The next day I asked her if she
liked black guys. Expecting her to
say no, she said yes and three
months later my mom and my art
teacher got married. Shows you
how far lust for artistic men goes.
Colin Sing
Garland, TX
Too bad he isn't the principal. T-ed
GERIATRIC TUGBOAT
I'm just a cool skater that minds
his own business. One day I was
doing a long session down a big-
ass hill and about a half an hour
afterwards this old couple that I
usually say hi to rode up to me and
started talking. I asked them where
they were going. They said, "The
mall." (Which is an excellent place
to skate, but too many damn cops).
Then they asked me if I wanted to
go, I said yes, but what really sur-
prised me is that he just told me to
hold on. So I rode two miles doing
at least forty each way. Old people
are cool as hell.
Chunk
Pittsburgh, PA
DIFFERENT PLANE
In response to "Cats Up" in the
June issue, this is Joe again. Who
is this jack-ass named Q-tip? You
think cats suck? Well I think you
suck! First thing, cats don't shit on
floors. Have you ever heard of a lit-
ter box? Don't you know that when
they stand on the floor meowing it
means. "Let me the fuck out!" You
shouldn't hate a cat just because.
it's smarter than you! You can keep
your stinking dogs that slobber all
over everything and are stupid just
like you!
Joe LeBlanc
Pine Island, FL
You should become a vet. T-ed
SORRY SON
I was skating along with a few
friends today and a cop accused us
of lighting a garbage can on fire. I
explained that we were on the other
side of town when it happened. He
said that if he found out we were.
lying he would be back. We went
over to the arcade after he left.
After about a half an hour he
showed back up, but it wasn't to
bitch and accuse, it was to apolo-
gize. He found the people who did
it. Then he asked us what we were
doing and I said. "Just playing some
games," and he said, "Play one for
me and gave us each a dollar. So
in response to Zak "Pushead's"
question, if you're going to kill
someone, kill yourself.
TIME WARP
Brad Taylor
Mahomet, IL
I just read the Neal Hendrix inter-
view in the June issue and he said,
"What really sucks is that vert guys
don't get any respect anymore." I
disagree. Vert skaters rip! It is so
much more of a natural high than
street skating. Now, everyone is
getting into complicated street
tricks, graffiti and dorky clothes. I
still admire the scrungy, dread-
locked, long-haired ramp skaters
with torn up Thrasher shirts and
For the
Head Strong
SMART
boards
For your mind,
your body &
your
soul.
& THE
NOISE
THRASHER
PO Box 884510
SAN FANCISCO CA
94188-4570
Jeff Chamley
Think
for a change
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Pacifica, CA 94044
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