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on the street and the same pig
pulls me over. He says it's three
warnings, when it was only two.
They took me to the station and I
was dead shit. My mom came by
and busted my ass out. Well, the
next day I went up to the same cop
and said, "Fuck you." So where in
the fuck do you think I'm writing
from now?
Juvenile Taco
Sunnyvale, CA
NO HABLA ESPAÑOL
I'm having a real bitchin' problem
with my Spanish teacher, Miss
Deep Throat. She writes my par-
ents, telling them that I have a 41
average, and that I hit candy and
crap like that. Of course I do it. But
she has no right to tell my parents.
Anyways my parents took away my
board. Bad move. I know now 1
must kill them all. See you in
prison.
BITCH SCHOOL
Mr. Herman
Weston, ME
In regards to "Color Blind" from
your May issue, please tell Candy
for us, the girls in Maui, that she's
being laughed right off her fluores
cent pussy-ass board. It doesn't
matter what color eyeshadow you
wear, if you should wear any at all.
Listen chick, you're skating for
yourself, not to impress anyone
else. This ain't no beauty contest.
so either get a clue or get the hell
off your pink board and go back to
Disneyland.
Baywatchi
Lahaina, HW
I'll be the judge of that. T-ed
BRAIN DEAD
When I was nineteen, an old
"friend" came back to Tallahassee,
and in one week I tripped on LSD
about a dozen times, smoked
crack, marijuana, shot coke, drank
beer and booze. Doing all this
caused a drug-induced psychosis,
but to make a long story short, I
went insane. I've been in Chatta-
hoochee for one year. I would still
skate if they let me have my board
back. At any rate, I'm aiming this at
Shawn Ledo,
El Paso, TX
all of the younger
skaters: Please
instead of doing
drugs, skate hard,
live long
Bruce Fain
Chattahoochee, FL
Sounds like it's
working. T-ed
SIZE MATTERS
Is it Nine Inch
Nails like various
amounts of nails
that are nine-inches
long, or Nine Inch
Nails like nine nails
that are one-inch
long? Is there a
Teenage Fanclub
fanclub? Were thei
members of the De-
scendants' dads in a band called
the Ancestors? Is Elvis dead?
What are those new hamburgers at
McDonalds made of? Who are you,
why are you here and why are you
wearing those weird clothes?
Joseph Nuñez
Union City, IN
Are you talkin to me? T-ed
LAW OF THE JUNGLE
This list of ramp rules should be
put on every halfpipe out there:
No liquor (unless you brought it
with you).
No smoking (unless you have.
enough to go around).
•No pads required (unless you
are a poser and don't skate
anyway).
•No bleeding on the ramp
(unless you are dead or can't
move).
•No pain, no gain (unless you
break your leg dropping in).
No crying (unless you're five
and under).
No pouting (unless you're six
feet under).
Santa ain't coming (unless you
pull that McTwist).
Never, ever, piss off the owner
of the ramp that you are skating.
A Mentally Disabled Skater
Reinbeck, IA
DIM WIT
In regard to "Teen Dream," in the
May issue. Is this guy a pervert or
just stupid?
He was a girl. T-ed
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