Above: Keith Gruber unravels a
a)
Ricky Retardo
b) Switchstance kickflip
c) Big spin
d) Ye old pressure flip
Right: Perspectively speaking.
Jeremy Klein is
a) Clearing the school
b)
In mid 360 olie
c) Just about to late shove-it
d) Falling out of an airplane
Opposite page: Handrail hellion
Chris Pannel, you make the call
a) Nosegrind
b) Nollie nosegrind
c) Noseslide to fakie
d) He is nowhere near the rail
c) Surfing
d) Rollerskating
e) BMX
f) All of the above
11) Stacy Peralta had a pro model on
what company?
a) H-Street
b) Sims
c) G&S
d) Yerteboards
12) The first big rap group was?
a) DJ Smelly and the Odoreaters.
b) Skatemaster Tate and the
Concrete Crew
c) Grandmaster Flash and the
Furious Five
d) Alvin and the Chipmunks
13) Who was the star of "My Favorite
Martian?"
a) Bill Cosby
b) Bill Waldman
c) Bill Bixby
d) Bill Danforth
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14) Which of the following is not a
"rainy day game?"
a) 7-Up
b) Hide the sausage
c) Gushybean
d) Hangman
15) Why do cafeteria workers all
wear plastic gloves?
a) They are afraid to touch the food
b) To hide the warts
c) So no hair gets in the grub
d) They are cheaper than condoms
e) All of the above
16) Why do they take school pictures
every year?
a) In case you make "America's
Most Wanted
b) So you can see how ugly you are
c) So your parents can ask them-
selves, "What happened"?
d) So when you get older you can
say, "Where did I get that haircut?"
17) Why do all the janitors look the
same?
a) They are trolls who live in the
boiler room and never get older
b) They are inbred stock from the
oldest families in town
c) They are really cops
d) They are students who never
graduated
e) All of the above
18) Why do jocks hate skaters?
a) Steroids numb brain cells
b) They are too chicken to skate
c) They hate what they cannot
comprehend
d) They are jealous
19) Teachers hate skaters because
a) They are a small group and
therefore easy to pick on
b) They have brains
c)
They wear funny clothes
d) Teachers are jealous
20) Why do skaters never go to
school functions?
a) They can't dance
b) Someone might take their picture
c) They are out skating
d) It's a waste of time
21) Skaters excel in
a) Gym
b) Detention
c) Music
d) Anything they put their mind to
22) Man landed on the moon in what
year?
a) 1692
b) 1969
c) 1789
d) 1981
23) In what year was President
Kennedy assassinated?
a) 1973
b) 1982
c) 1963
d) He is still alive, living in Cuba
(answers in July 'On Board
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