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Above: He was a star of CHIPS
and now he kickflips in the
halls of Huntington High. His
name is
a) Sammy Davis Jr.
b) Erik Estrada
c) Tom Knox
d) Wilt Chamberlain
Sequence: Crushing concrete
can cause cancer, is this?
a) Aaron Astorga kickflip
varialing
b) Brian Brannon grinding a
backyard pool
c) Colby Carter 50-50 lipsliding
at Saguaro High
d) Dave Duncan boosting
boneless
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READ INSTRUCTIONS
CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU BEGIN.
New school and old school are
out. They are only lessons in the
meaningless dribble that drives
people apart when they should
stick together. Summer school is
now in session and it's time for
a Skate Aptitude Test. Today's
course is Skate or Cry 101 and
the exam covers art, theory,
physics, arithmetic, social stud-
ies, grammar, business, mechan-
ics, PE and plain old common
sense. A number two pencil, your
text book, a few pieces of
scratch paper and a brain are the
only things you will need. Anyone
looking at his or her neighbor's
answers will be immediately sus-
pended forever. Take your time,
you will have one month to figure
out the answers. Ready? Begin.
(TURN THE PAGE)
MER
SCHOOL