KATEMOR
TOURS
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SHARP
CREST
AHEAD
TRUCKS
NOT ABISED
Grab your board and head out on a five-day, five-night tour through the streets of
San Francisco. You'll see some of the steepest avenues and most slappied curbs in
the world. Bomb backside Ninth with a full contingent of fellow skaters and a beard-
ed Sherpa guide. Visit Embarcadero, scene of the umpteenth latest trick innovation
in the world. See the actual boulevard where Tommy Guerrero rode his first curb.
This is the ultimate dirty dude fantasy excursion. You and other sultans of scum will
stay in luxurious gutters with local vagrants and eat Chinese food three times a day.
This tour includes a visitor's guide to the City, a truck wrench and seventeen busi
transfers. Group tours are also available.
Arizona Pools
Leave your buckets at home on this
three-day, two-night tour through
Arizona's other Grand Canyons. Nose
grind majestically at the Booty Bowl.
Ollie tail slide ten love seats in one
afternoon in neighborhoods con-
demned for freeway thoroughfare.
Slap beefy air off the man-sized coping
of the Mad Daddy Pool. You and your
bowl-busting buddies will thrill to the
selection in this grab bag of earthly
delights. State-of-the-art police detec
tion equipment and sleeping bags are
also included. $1,230 (pay to play)
$1,950 (cash only)
Bank Robbers
If ever a skater's dream came true, it
was on this five-day, five-night tour of
New Mexico. The ditches in question
range from three to thirty feet high
and fifty yards to five miles in length.
Some are level, others hellaciously
downhill. A variety of rounded and
jagged lips are available, and our
helpful pink jeeps wait at the bottom
to give you a quick ride back to the
top. For sleeping accommodations,
choose from a greasy couch, grungy
floor or patch of desert dirt under
the stars. $1,790 (no checks)
SUPER SKATE
EXCURSIONS!
CERTIFIED PRO
INSTRUCTORS!
Secret Pipes
This two-night, no-day tour is so illegal we can't tell you where
the pipes are located. Suffice it to say, we're talking twenty-
four foot tubes that must be entered at night and skated
under the light of kerosene lanterns. Pack black clothes and
big wheels for this one. You'll slash over-vertical thrusters and
bonus flights over the hole of death to Bach's "Tocatta and
Fugue in D Minor" on a battered ghetto blaster. Miners caps
and dust masks not included. $5,340 (cough it up)
Mercenary Treks
More dangerous rides for the outlaw addicted to danger.
Since the availability of these spots changes daily, and to keep
the busts to a minimum, your helicopter pilot Mario will pre-
sent you with sealed instructions and detailed destinations
once you are safely inside the chopper $7,240 (buy or die)
COMING SOON-Space Station Zebra Skatepark Rocket in the Space Shuttle Challenger to a rendevous that is truly out of this world. Float shifties
in zero gravity while orbiting the Earth or don your magnetic wheels. Multiple ollie kickflips and late shove-its were never this easy. $3,909,008 (cheap)
CONTACT SKATEMOR TOURS AT 1-800-069-7375
UNCLE BURLY'S
TUFF HUT
TUFF PRODUCT OF THE MONTH
TrickMaster HyperCaculator
Keeping your
scene mean
for 20 years
Skate into the next century with TrickMaster. Calculate and dial in unruly moves way before
your cohorts with this miracle of modern technology. Just punch in a trick and stand back
while it calculates all possible combinations and variations. And you'll stay current with
monthly trick expansion diskettes and downloads. TrickMaster can be computer-interfaced
for animated sequential breakdown and foot placement troubleshooting. $95.00
computer interface card $125.00
SPIRITUAL ARTIFACTS
OWN YOUR OWN PIECE OF SKATE IMMORTALITY!
Duane Peters Package of Pain
Bone and tooth chips, preserved scabs and a piece of the
Loop of Life with authentic blood stain.
For the True Skate Grouple
Hawk's squeeb. Lucero glasses, roach smoked with Hosol,
Grosso CASL trophies and Neil Blender's rocking horse.
Skaterockdom Memorabilia
Strings from Alva's bass, JFA's first broken microphone,
Pushead's Freddy Kruger glove, Moto's brain, original lyrics
to the Faction's "AUK" written on a Denny's napkin.
SKATE
LORE
SERIOUS COLLECTORS ONLY. SEND $1.00 FOR CATALOG. ACT NOW, QUANTITIES ARE LIMITED.
THE OLD STANDARDS
Bearing Skins-Why buy wheels when they only add
weight and size? Wrap these handy bands around bear-
ings for a cheap, fast, stable ride.
$3.00
$2.69
Grip Wax-Improved double-adhesion formula doesn't
wear out shoes. Cleaning kit sold separately. $6.00
Disposable Decks-Sport a new graphic and shape
whenever you feel like it. Light, flexible, easy to break for
cool focusing effect.
10-pack $45.00
Mighty Musk Re-odorant-Work up the skating odor
even though you've been watching TV all day.
Shaving Kit-Bring large, stale wheels and decks up
to date with the flick of a switch. Heck, buy old stock
bulk and go into business for yourself.
$24.00
Video Grab Bag-Undle Burly's crack squad of video
pilots recorded hundreds of hours of contest and demo
videos, and it's all unedited. 120 minute tape $9.95
Sponsorship Special-They'll never know who you
are unless you show them. Home addresses and daily
schedules of the manus so you can conveniently skate
in front of their house at the most opportune moments.
What to say, what to wear, who to say you're friends
with... Everything you need to achieve your maximum
sponsorship potential.
$13.00
BOOKS BY SKATERS
Kung Fu Zen
I Hate Me, I Hate You
Made it Up
by Rodney Mullen,
by Jeff Grosso
by Tony Hawk
On My Own-Rocco on Rocco by Steve Rocco
S.A.T.A.N.
by Natas Kaupas
by Stacy Peralta
by Mike Carroll
by Ricky Barnes
by Stacy Gibo
hardback titles ea. $12.00
Skulls and Crossbones
The Long Walk Home, the Art
of Focusing
The Duane Syndrome
Hurts so Good
SELF-HELP
ACCESSORIES
Skatepark Blueprints-Spout off
skatepark lore like the most sea-
soned traveler. You too can say: "My
favorite line at
was the big
bowl carve grind, nose blunt spine,
jump the nugget... Dude, that park's
rad." Act now and receive a $19.00
value, free: Skateparks From The
70s. You Were There-a complete
list of old pros and their home parks.
I used to do doubles with Stevie at
Winchester... Create your own leg-
end: "I gave Duane his first beer at
Big O... The more you tell the story,
the more you believe it. $39.95
Making it in the Nineties-How
many times has this happened to
you? You walk up to a group of
skaters and say, "Hey, where's the
jump ramps?" only to have your
audience laugh in your face and
walk away. Keep current with new
phrases and hip tricks (example:
"varial heel filip," "late shove"), what
not to say (What's up. guy?".
whose names not to drop (Schneer),
which cool stickers to put on your
board (old Powell TG), tricks not to
do (handplants). Don't be an eighties
Waste Case, order our video/book/
CD box set and you'll be doing the
whip in no time.
WE'VE GOT OUR FINGER TO THE PULSE!
$35.00
In today's market, it's tuff enough keeping track of names, models and spon-
sors, but then there's also graphics, shapes and durometers... Don't be left in
the dark. Call our 24-hour hotline for the latest industry updates, gossip and
speculation.
1-850-SK8-NEWS
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UNCLE BURLY'S TUFF HUT
1962 Burldogger Lane