PARENTAL
ADVISORY
EXPLICIT SK8ROK
VOLUME TEN
THRASHER
FEATURING
Verbal Abuse
Hemi
Less Is More
Olivelawn
The Bone Shavers
Blunt
Committed
Proudflesh
Sub Society
Goodbye Gemini
JFA
White Kaps
Wheat Chiefs
The Faction
Swell
The Odd Numbers
Dana Lynn
The Fuck-Ups
Bomb
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A HIGH SPEED PRODUCTION CIDDI
6. Тальное Масл
MAXL
Dispatch all weeps, peeps and rusty jeeps
to Mail Drop, Thrasher, PO Box 304570,
San Francisco, CA 94188-4570. (Please
backside rails, six steps, and stat
ues of famous dudes with marble.
bases). It was basically an awe-
some skate area but the security
guards chased us off on a regular
basis. They said we were trashing
the place (the usual cans, rail
stains, wax stains, assorted chips,
etc.), so they came up with the bril-
liant idea of covering the entire
place with small wheel-pinching
rocks. We snuck up at night and
swept the place up. They put the
rocks back down, we swept, put
down, swept. You get the picture.
So now these rocket scientists are
gluing the rocks to marble, basically
destroying the place so we can't
send only black & white art contributions) ruin it. Ain't that rich?
ABOUT TIME
I am writing in regard to the con-
cerned parents who go off on how
Thrasher is evil and garbage. Well,
I decided to take a peek at every
adults' favorite magazine, Time.
(Aug 12, 1991). I found an ad for
cold medicine on page 7 (this pro-
motes drug use), an ad for cigar-
ettes on page 34, a picture of angry
skinheads on page 37, an article
about Pee Wee Herman masturbat-
ing on page 58. I thought to myself,
God, I don't want my parents read-
ing this trash. It's a good thing
Thrasher is such a clean, healthy
magazine.
K. Amos
Ft. Meyers, FL
Plus, their T-shirts suck. T-ed
UNGLUED DUDE
I've got problems. I've been skat-
ing less and less every day. It really
sucks around here. The only place
to skate is some technical high
school and it sucks. The only half-
pipe near me is about a mile from
my house and the kid never lets me
skate. Tell me, T-ed,
should I skate or
dia?
Bryan Winter
Farmingham, MA
We all must die, but
only a few of us
must skate Skate
then die. Ted
STRANGE BREW
On page 98 in the
September issue
there was a picture
Pete & the Posse
NYC
It sounds like they have a future in
politics. Ted
LOVE LETTER
T-ed: you are a low-down, back-
stabbing piece of phlegm that my
cat haucked up. And furthermore,
you are a subhuman excuse for
fossilized coyote snot. You are a
disgusting toilet full of mildewed toe
jam. You hardened trail of year-old
maggot fodder. You wasted lump of
permeating hog swill. You ugly por
trait of a horse's ass. You sickening
bucket of swelled barf curd. Your
mama was so fat, she ironed her
clothes in the driveway. Don't get
me wrong, I love your mag, but
your stupid remarks are getting out
of hand.
Wick
Brunswick, OH
I guess that's why I'm me and
you're only you. Ted
HOLY ROLLER
One day were killing the ollie box
outside of my friend's house and we
noticed two Jeho
of Julien Stranger John Pion b-side navigates a road
vomiting on the side- divider in Vancouver, Canada.
walk. I really enjoyed this color pho-
tograph and wondered if I could
possibly get a scratch and sniff
poster. I wonder what he ate to
make him feel so bad?
A Puke Fan
Hobart, IN
I think it's just the latest thing in
New Age therapy. Tod
NEW YORK PORK
I live in NYC, which has the
largest security guard population in
the world. We used to skate in front
of the Museum of Natural History
(100 yards of Italian marble, marble
benches curbed for frontside and
vah's Witnesses
walking down the
street. As they went
door to door, we
planned what we'd
say when they ap
proached us. We
planned to say that
we just got through
sacrificing Kevin
and Mike's dog. We
thought this would
get rid of them so
we could enjoy our
session. They
finally made it around to us and just
watched us skate for about two
minutes. One of us said, "Can I
help you?" The shorter one then
replied, "You guys are pretty good. I
used to skate too. Can I try your
stick?" So we obliged him. He came
close to actually ripping us. This,
considering he was dressed in a
suit and tie and wearing dress
shoes. Eventually, they gave us
some brochures and left. Well, I
must go so I am not late for church.
Jake "Ginsu Johnson
Praise the board! T-ed
Lubbock, TX
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